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  • #31
    With costumes? Do it. You be Chris Knight, she can be one of the competitors at the Tanning Invitational.

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    • #32
      STOP! Don't you know that eating these things will give you incredibly large breasts??? Oh my God, I'm too late!!!!
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #33
        'Ween party at the 'rents prairie mansion in Waxahachie.

        And then...probably goin' down to Austin for some Drafthousery.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #34
          Ed should go as Pink from THE WALL. Every year.

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          • #35
            I don't even know how that would work.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #36
              This outfit is probably the only iconic one, but it could lead to trouble from someone who doesn't look too close.

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              • #37
                Yeah, I'm not going to do that. I get uncomfortable wearing anything with a cross and I'm not about to go fascist.

                Plus, the lack of eyebrows.
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #38
                  I'm figuring on doing a huge pumpkin carving project. I was inspired by a book I saw in Borders called "Extreme Halloween". I envision a 3 headed monster. I'll need power tools, rebar and a fuckton of pumpkins (one huge one, LOTS of normal sized ones) to do this. But if I can pull it off without losing a finger, it will be glorious!

                  I also plan on observing my annual Hallowe'en tradition: after my son goes to bed @ ca. 8 PM, I sit outside and smoke a cigar & drink beer on the front porch, to catch the last of the late night stragglers, so they don't get to ring the bell & get the dogs all riled up.
                  I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.


                  2012 Avatar Theme: Jan-Red Borg. Feb-Red Borg, Mar-Red Borg, Apr-Red Borg, May-Red Borg. Jun-Red Borg. Jul-Red Borg. Aug-Red Borg. Sep-Red Borg. Oct-Red Borg. Nov-Red Borg. Dec-Red Borg.

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                  • #39
                    Anyone hear anything about After Dark's Horrorfest this year? Unless I'm mistaken, don't they do something around Halloween in NYC?

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                    • #40
                      Iggy could always go as a country lawyer.

                      Or dare I say, MATLOCK!
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                        Iggy could always go as a country lawyer.

                        Or dare I say, MATLOCK!
                        Hell, Iggy just needs some latex and a fright week and PRESTO.... UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER!!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                          Hell, Iggy just needs some latex and a fright week and PRESTO.... UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER!!

                          Dammit, you beat me to it.

                          God I miss Phil Hartman.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #43
                            We all do, Matt. We all do.

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                            • #44
                              That we do, Tim. But Matlock would be easier to pull off. Plus, he could have that theme song playing AND be the greatest symbol to old people everywhere.
                              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                              • #45
                                Sorry, Ed, my vote would be with Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, too. Then I could go with him as Unfrozen Cavewoman Paralegal!
                                2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                                INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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