The Fucked up News of the Day

[Anderson]

Is that an subtle invitation to a gay orgy?

It's an invitation to Psychic Pinball. You have to be a Level 9 or higher to play.

Thetan count detected at the door.

[Martin]

Damn. I really wished for a gay orgy.

[Anderson]

Damn. I really wished for a gay orgy.

That's part of the BDR site revamp scheduled for THE FUTURE.

Hold onto your hats, this shit is going to get sensual.

[Matt]

I'll venture to the East, then.

[Ed Hocken]

You heard the man,

Everyone on the pile!

[Abraham Smashington]

That's part of the BDR site revamp scheduled for THE FUTURE.

Hold onto your hats, this shit is going to get sensual.

YES.

[Martin]

Start working on it Rob. Then buy a new car. Then let it simmer 8 years.

[Martin]

I'll venture to the East, then.

I'll tie you up so you can't leave, Matt. Don't make me.

[Ed Hocken]

Start working on it Rob. Then buy a new car. Then let it simmer 8 years.

Don't forget the "jokes" and then trying to hit us up for money.

Plus we'll need CJ to start posting and lashing out at the base for not liking the stuff he likes.

[Martin]

CJ doesn't have that "has-been-molested-and-abused deep-seated rage" that Devin has.

[Matt]

OK, WHO would be the designated Devin on this site, then?

[Martin]

Interesting question, but because this place is awesome, I'd say no one.

*brofist Rob*

[Ed Hocken]

I hereby second said *brofist*.

[Abraham Smashington]

*brofistsforeveryone*

[Lisa]

Interesting question, but because this place is awesome, I'd say no one.

*brofist Rob*

*nodevinfist*