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  • #76
    Yale and Princeton got in a flamewar about "who is Batman an alumnus of."

    Nothing shocking about this.

    I mean, my fucking alma farter is building Curious Jorge's libarry.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #77
      THEY'RE PAYING THIS DOUCHEBAG $2000 MORE THAN THEY'RE PAYING TONI MORRISON

      TONI

      MORRISON
      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

      ~      *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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      • #78
        I fucking hated Beloved.

        I'll see myself out.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #79
          http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/paint-huffing-husband





          "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

          "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

          ~          *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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          • #80
            YEAAAAAAAAA
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #81
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #82
                This incident was the 48th time Kelly was charged with inhaling since 1992.
                AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
                "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
                - Relationship Guru Matt.

                Check out my music, if you please:
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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Nick Vanderhuge View Post
                  http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/paint-huffing-husband





                  Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
                  Lesson of the day?

                  Silver paint=happy
                  Gold paint=ANGAR!
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • #84
                    He's been nailed 47 times before for doing this (literally). 47! His wife should pretty much give up on this guy, leave him to his Krylon-induced fever dreams, and move on.

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                    • #85
                      As fucking stupid as it is (and it's REALLY fucking stupid), I don't understand why huffing paint is illegal. I understand that doing something while high as shit off of it, like driving or beating someone up, would be illegal, but sitting in a room slowly destroying your own brain with a legal substance? Where's the crime?
                      "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
                      - Relationship Guru Matt.

                      Check out my music, if you please:
                      http://soundcloud.com/musicisgreen
                      http://cmillermusic.tumblr.com/

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                      • #86
                        I believe it's one of those "think of the kids" laws.
                        "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
                          I believe it's one of those "think of the kids" laws.
                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                          Kids say the darndest things/commit felonies like a boss
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • #88
                            You'd be surprised how many kids huff paint and co2 cartridges.
                            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                            • #89
                              I don't want my kid to do a lot of things that are perfectly legal, though...
                              "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
                              - Relationship Guru Matt.

                              Check out my music, if you please:
                              http://soundcloud.com/musicisgreen
                              http://cmillermusic.tumblr.com/

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                              • #90
                                Truth, I was just answering why huffing paint was illegal. Of course it was conjecture on my part.
                                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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