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  • Born on 4/20/69.

    He is The One.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • Did all that shit on the EXACT 65th anniversary of Chuck Yeager hitting Mach 1.

      On the day Chuck Yeager broke the speed of sound with his plane, Felix Baumgartner broke it with his face.
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      360: JohnnyChopsocky PSN: Stud_Beefpile

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      • Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post


        So, Felix BALLS. OF. STEEL. Baumgartner done did it. Dude broke the record for highest jump (128,000 feet!), broke the sound barrier (800+ MPH), and landed ON HIS FEET. LIKE A BOSS.

        All under the watchful eye of Doc from Fraggle Rock:



        Madman or All That IS Man? You decide!
        I believe sticking the landing pretty much solidifies ALL THAT IS MAN.
        "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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        • Originally posted by Master Shake View Post
          Did all that shit on the EXACT 65th anniversary of Chuck Yeager hitting Mach 1.

          On the day Chuck Yeager broke the speed of sound with his plane, Felix Baumgartner broke it with his face.
          No, he did it with his gigantic swollen testicles. His face was 10 feet behind.
          BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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          • Can't wait for the BBC doc they are making for this.

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            • Seriously? Shooting firefighters responding to a call? I hope these assholes are tracked down and taken care of.
              BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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              • Taken care of with prejudice, I hope. Firefighters are risking their lives just responding to the fire, then this idiot (a walking ad for extreme gun control) fires on them?! WTF!
                Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs!

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                • In Dubai, we don't charge the rapist, we JAIL THE VICTIM!

                  What in the fuck????

                  Seriously, fuck Islam... It's one thing to be Muslim*, but those Islamist fuckers are at best asshole.

                  *no the same. Islam considered the political branch of the religion. All Islamist are Muslims, but not all Muslims are Islamists.

                  Talibans? Al Quaeda? Religious States? Islam. Holy fuck am I never gonna set foot there...
                  BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                  • (Walks onstage, approaches and taps mic...)
                    Test... Test... 1... 2...

                    (Sips water, clears throat, begins to speak...)

                    Ladies and gentlemen...
                    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !


                    And Heaven help you if you read the PDF at the end! The horror... the horror...

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                    • Wh...wh...why? Why would you? Wha...I don't even....
                      Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy

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                      • amateur.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • Meatus.

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                          • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                            amateur.
                            You've... you've done WORSE to your dick?!?

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                            • OK, that gif is awesome.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                              Originally posted by gravedigger
                              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                              • Karma.

                                BWAHAHAHAHA!
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