The Fucked up News of the Day

[Abraham Smashington]

LINK OR GTFO

[Martin]

I CAN'T I'M AT WORK

[Timothy225]

This is fucked up on so many levels, but I know some of you sick puppies are thinking, "Hmmmmm.... Maybe. Maybe."

Which is why I love this place.

[Captain Russ]

Orville should be rechristened The Flying Dutchman.

(This is how Radio Flyer should have ended.)

[Abraham Smashington]

I saw that yesterday. It's great.

[Timothy225]

I can picture you chasing Lesley around the house with the flying corpse of Ms. Chanander Bing, Rob. Must be the pixie in you.

[Martin]

Inside the mind of an asshole: this Hummer.

More pics at the link. Just wow.

[B_Metal]

When the bath salt (turns out wasn't bath salt) apocalypse hits who'll be laughing then?

[Captain Russ]

Sweet Tooth, obviously.

[B_Metal]

hahahahahahaha

[Martin]

Snake bites man.

Man bites snake.

[Martin]

Catholic priest endoring the pedophile POV.

Unsurprising.

[Martin]

Toddler Fight Club?

I love you America

[PHEDG]

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[Timothy225]

So, Felix BALLS. OF. STEEL. Baumgartner done did it. Dude broke the record for highest jump (128,000 feet!), broke the sound barrier (800+ MPH), and landed ON HIS FEET. LIKE A BOSS.

All under the watchful eye of Doc from Fraggle Rock:



Madman or All That IS Man? You decide!