The Fucked up News of the Day

[V]

All it'll take is one person who'll wake up the lower and middle classes and watch out.

AHEM! *straightens tie*

[Captain Russ]

Realistically, it will be perpetrated by those that share none of my interests.

[Martin]

What

The

Fuck?

[Abraham Smashington]

hahahahahha

[Lisa]

A little light lunchtime reading...

[FilmNerdJamie]

Men...hide your dicks because Sinead O'Connor wants to get laid!

[Martin]

Men...hide your dicks because Sinead O'Connor wants to get laid!

Fucking hell. So worthy of this thread.

So she went from this


to this?



Wow.

Love the fact that she clearly specify she wants and needs to be assfucked. Lovely. That's that first opening line to a date any man desires.

WHO WANTS TO ASSFUCK THE ANGRY BELUGA?

[Lisa]

They featured her "new look" on Fashion Police, and holy hell, did they have a field day with her! And they did said the same thing - they showed a picture of her from her hey-day and said, "She went from THIS to THIS!"

[Martin]

The assfucking bit is also gold. It's that it's a requirement.

[FilmNerdJamie]

The assfucking bit is also gold.

Nou-THING compares to that.

[Lisa]

The assfucking bit is also gold. It's that it's a requirement.

I know, right? Like it's a deal-breaker. It's like, "Oh, but he doesn't want to ever ever ever get married and have kids!" for average women.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I bet Pope John Paul is laughing his ass off upstairs right about now.

[Timothy225]

I like Sinead. Always have, but she is bipolar as fuck, and I have to fall back to my "crazy is forever" stance.

[Martin]

I bet she'll end up with some dude that will fistfuck her ass until it prolapses.

[Anderson]

I bet she'll end up with some dude that will fistfuck her ass until it prolapses.

I'll stop before the prolapse.