A Citizen Of The World...

[Matt]

All that I know is that I'm gonna plan my BIG European Trip in such a way that I can buy both Ben and Bobby a pint (or 8).

That's probably a few years out, unfortunately. Before that, we have to take our big Italian trip...my wife is dying dying DYING to go there first, and I'm not one to deny her.

[Ed Hocken]

I also had that haircut!

Every guy in the 90s had that drape haircut.

I didn't because I got nappy hair .______.

[Matt]

Every guy in the 90s had that drape haircut.

I didn't because I got nappy hair .______.

Not me, I had the Duncan McCleod look going.

[Howard]

Every guy in the 90s had that drape haircut.

Yeah, but I rocked it.

[Lisa]

Yeah, I'm not sure how soon we're going to go, it's not going to be soon. We're both getting slammed with a ton of weddings, baby showers, car repair, vet bills, etc. But it's fun figuring out the logistics even now!

[Bobby Bear]

Plus hotels in Paris, London and Liverpool - not sure how long we'll be in Sheffield, that could be just a day thing. But those are all the logistics we have to figure out.

Sheffield's a great city. One of my closest friends is from there and we went to see her during our rock 'n' roll party trip last year. Some lovely people, places to eat and drink... yeah, I think there's a lot to enjoy. Even if you're not going there chiefly to see Clutch (who rocked the Corporation, by the way.)

All that I know is that I'm gonna plan my BIG European Trip in such a way that I can buy both Ben and Bobby a pint (or 8).

Right back at ya, mate! Sounds great.

Not me, I had the Duncan McCleod look going.

I didn't either, but a fair portion of the guys at our school did. I was in the curly/messy camp.

Yeah, but I rocked it.

I wouldn't say I rocked the curly/messy look, but I certainly embraced it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Howard and I shared the exact same horrible 90s hair cut.

Same here. Except mine was down to my shoulders.

[Ed Hocken]

So you had long hair parted down the middle.

[Bobby Bear]

Same here. Except mine was down to my shoulders.

Like university-era Stephen Stills/Kurt? That's pretty boss.

[Howard]

Same here. Except mine was down to my shoulders.

Actually, right before that trip to Moscow my hair was almost to my shoulders. Didn't want to look too much like a hippie when I saw my dad so I cut it (and never have let it grow out again).

[Captain Russ]

Been to (outside these Unified Roller Skates): Spain, France, England, Switzerland, Austria, Germany, Italy, Greece, Lichtenstein, Vatican Shitty, various border towns along the Meximerican line, Puerto Vallarta (PREDATOR BITCHES), and the Berhermers (Eleuthra to get all spercerferk).

In the Roller Skate Rink of Patriotic Eagle Boners: Texas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona, California, Utah, Nevada, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Virginia, D.C., Florida, Mississippi, Georgia, South Carolina and Montana.

I just wanna go somewhere that has umbrella drinks and dirty naked freaks.

[Ed Hocken]

*grumbles about lack of travel*

You rich rich bastards.

[Howard]

You don't have to be rich. My 2 big trips (Spain/Portugal and Russia) which were 21 day vacations cost less than $2K each (that's including airfare, hotel, food, gifts, train travel, etc.). Bargain hunt.

[Lisa]

*grumbles about lack of travel*

You rich rich bastards.

Oh, so totally not rich, Slim Jim! This is why we're making plans, but have no idea when we can actually go.

[Ed Hocken]

*Rubs his eyes in disbelief*

Still, don't believe it.