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    Why do I find this so funny?

    Last night, I was told a true story and something about it makes me crease up laughing every time I say it out loud.

    A woman in my hospital, who is about 50 but very tasty and Irish (you would) was having a drink with us last night and as she left, another lady told me a story about her:

    Her claim to fame is that 20 odd years ago, at a rock festival, she sucked off Rolf Harris.

    It just makes me laugh myself to tears every time I tell anyone, and I can't figure out what about that combination of words tickles me so hard.
    I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.
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  • #2
    That's a great claim to fame haha.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      I just lost my shit thinking about her blowing him while he launches into an acappella rendition of "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport".
      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

      ~      *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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      • #4
        Yeah, that's pretty damned funny. It's also funny to think that she's told EVERYONE this little factoid. 'Hey! I blew Rolf Harris! Top THAT!'
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #5
          "Do you wanna see my didgeridoo?"

          "Can you guess what it is yet?"

          That noise he makes when he's fucking around with his wobble-board.

          I guess he did his Jake the Peg impression for her.
          I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Matt View Post
            Yeah, that's pretty damned funny. It's also funny to think that she's told EVERYONE this little factoid. 'Hey! I blew Rolf Harris! Top THAT!'
            Apparently, pretty much every time she has a drink, this story comes out.
            I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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            • #7
              His version of 'Stairway to Heaven' is a scream, wobble-board and all.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ben thomas View Post
                Apparently, pretty much every time she has a drink, this story comes out.
                Dude...GET HER. I certainly would. If she's open to publicly admitting that she's given head, she's willing. And able.

                Jake?
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #9
                  *runs in gasping for air*

                  whatdidimiss
                  "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                  "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                  ~                  *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                  • #10
                    No fucking clue who Rolf Harris is.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
                      *runs in gasping for air*

                      whatdidimiss
                      Time for you to Priceline up some tickets to the UK.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                        No fucking clue who Rolf Harris is.
                        That's the beauty of this and why it's so funny. She didn't blow Keith Richards or something...just Rolf Harris, a very VERY obscure niche musician (he plays a fucking wobble-board for Christ's sake) who is pretty much unknown in the US.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • #13
                          OK I googled him. Looks like the lost cousin of Bob Ross.

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                          • #14
                            I can't get the image of him playing his wobble-board (whoop! whoop! whoop! whoop!) in rhythm to her action.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #15
                              That's just wrong...

                              It's WRONG!

                              Funny as fuck, though...

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