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    Your Own Personal Holodeck

    You've got one. In a secret area at the back of your house/apartment, you've got a holodeck. It's for your own personal use and enjoyment, and you'll never have to share it with anyone else. Also, you'll never have to share what you DO with it with anyone else.

    Here are the keys to the door. The computer is standing by to create your holodeck experience.

    What do you do?
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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  • #2
    guys what's a holodeck
    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

    ~    *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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    • #3
      Rosario Dawson. X1000. Lesley X1000.

      100 gallons of lube, puffed cheetos , steaks and beer.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodeck
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #5
          I'd be tied up and treated like a very naughty boy by...



          And she would make me eat something, but not Cheetos™.

          It is a dream I have.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
            guys what's a holodeck
            Really?
            We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
            - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              I'm 99% sure he was joking. I hope so...
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Originally posted by V View Post
                I'd be tied up and treated like a very naughty boy by...



                And she would make me eat something, but not Cheetos™.

                It is a dream I have.
                Admiral Cain?
                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                • #9
                  No, I don't know what a holodeck is.
                  "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                  "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                  ~                  *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                  • #10
                    Ginger Lynn (circa 1985) X infinity
                    Nikki Dial (circa 1995) X infinity

                    The only reason that I'd ever leave my holodeck would be exhaustion.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • #11
                      Oh, where to begin...

                      I'd have my own virtual empire, and give in to my long dormant meglomaniacal side. We ain't talking Julius Caesar, boys n' girls, we're talking Ming the Merciless. Harems of blondes, brunettes, and redheads, all for my pleasure, no matter how romantic, no matter how twisted. My always victorious and fiercely loyal legions of Fremen would carry my blood soaked battle standard to every world in the cosmos, subjugating all to my indomitable will!

                      Then, with the universe and all it's parallel realities under my iron grip, I would extend my dominion into the realms of imagination as well!

                      LIVE FOR TIMOTHY225! DIE FOR TIMOTHY225! TIMOTHY225 IS!!!

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                      • #12
                        Live At Leeds era The Who.
                        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                          Oh, where to begin...

                          I'd have my own virtual empire, and give in to my long dormant meglomaniacal side. We ain't talking Julius Caesar, boys n' girls, we're talking Ming the Merciless. Harems of blondes, brunettes, and redheads, all for my pleasure, no matter how romantic, no matter how twisted. My always victorious and fiercely loyal legions of Fremen would carry my blood soaked battle standard to every world in the cosmos, subjugating all to my indomitable will!

                          Then, with the universe and all it's parallel realities under my iron grip, I would extend my dominion into the realms of imagination as well!

                          LIVE FOR TIMOTHY225! DIE FOR TIMOTHY225! TIMOTHY225 IS!!!
                          Timothy IS the Lord Marshall, master of the Underverse. I dig it!

                          Do you, Timothy225, take this Earth girl Dale Arden...to be your empress of the hour?
                          Of the hour...yes.
                          Do you promise to use her as you will?
                          Certainly!
                          Do you promise not to blast her into space?
                          ...until such time as you grow weary of her?
                          I DO.
                          Last edited by Matt; 07-22-2010, 11:02 AM.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #14
                            Replicating every major battle of the last 2000 years with the safety protocols turned off...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Matt View Post
                              Timothy IS the Lord Marshall, master of the Underverse. I dig it!
                              More like this guy, but the Lord Marshall's good too!

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