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  • Uncle Jesse, say it ain't so....

    Henderson said Stamos, now 46, noticed Coss and another girl at a club, asked friends to bring them over and later invited the star-struck teens to his hotel room. Stamos ordered a drink for Coss even after she told him she was 17, Henderson said.


    I wonder if he pretended she was Kimmy Gibler?
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    Stamos is a pimp.
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #3
      He had Rebecca Romjin. Must he continue rubbing it in our faces?!
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #4
        He's rubbing it in 17 year-old's faces.
        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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        • #5
          *high fives*
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • #6
            Nathan nailed this thread harder than Stamos did with those 178years old. Congrats!
            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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            • #7
              She's only 17...
              Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me....
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #8
                Matt: Proud supporter of the "If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!" policy
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #9
                  17 - legal in texas

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                    Matt: Proud supporter of the "If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!" policy
                    He's quoting Winger.
                    BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                    • #11
                      ROAD TRIP
                      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                      • #12
                        RAPE DRIVE!
                        BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                        • #13
                          IT'S 5'OCLOCK...IT'S BITCH RAPING TIME.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Martin View Post
                            RAPE DRIVE!
                            Upgrade for the Ham Drive.
                            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                            • #15
                              AS LONG AS IT HAS JAMES MARDSEN IN IT, NATHAN, I'LL DO IT
                              BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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