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    Anyone got a good way to clean a leather watch band?
    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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  • #2
    Found this:

    http://www.overstock.com/guides/how-...er-watch-strap
    "Look, fuck you. Fuck the plane you flew in on. Fuck them shoes. Fuck them socks with the belt on it. Fuck your gay ass fairy faggot accent. Fuck them cheap ass cigars. Fuck your yuckmouth teeth. Fuck your hairpiece. Fuck your chocolate. Fuck Guy Ritchie. Fuck Prince William. Fuck the Queen. This is America. My president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga. Now get the fuck out my hotel room, and if I see you on the street, nigga, I'm slapping the shit out of you."-- Riley Freeman

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    • #3
      What did you get on it?

      Semen just rinses off, you know...

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      • #4
        Sweat. The semen was easy, aside from the chunky parts.
        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

        ~
        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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        • #5
          Follow that link Mike posted.

          Just be sure to use a good leather conditioner after you've cleaned it.

          EDIT: You might want to consider a 20mm Zulu band for that watch. They clean easy, are indestructable, and have that sexy military/diver look.

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          • #6
            HOT. Thanks for the heads-up. You da best, man.
            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

            ~
            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
              HOT. Thanks for the heads-up. You da best, man.
              http://www.amazon.com/Zulu-Ballistic...8643075&sr=8-7

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              • #8
                Random advice thread eh?

                Never whiz on the electric fence.

                There, that's some advice.
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                  Random advice thread eh?

                  Never whiz on the electric fence.

                  There, that's some advice.
                  What? Why?
                  The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                    What? Why?
                    Seriously man? I thought I knew you!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                      What? Why?
                      Liquid is a conductor.

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                      • #12
                        How weird, I tried to find the Mythbusters episode, and found people filming themselves peeing on electric fences. Awesome.
                        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                        • #13
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
                            What? Why?
                            My dad's father used to make them test their fence this way. Along with wet pieces of grass.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                              There, that's some advice.
                              No. Here's some advice.

                              When beating Ed senseless, use a phone book. It leaves no bruises.

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