Bruce Willis: A cologne by Bruce Willis

[Ed Hocken]

Would you want to own Bruce Willlis' scent?

[Lisa]

I wish that were real! And that it had some kind of botox toxin in it so that the moment a man spritzes himself with it, his face will freeze into a permanent smirk.

[V]

Wow...

Finally! I can smell like Hudson Hawk.

[V]

How about some real world fragrances for once?

'Whores And KFC'

'Disappointment' by Calvin Klein

[Ed Hocken]

"Dejected" - An odor by Ed Hocken

"Jerkin' off to the Sears catalogue"

[Matt]

"Dejected" - An odor by Ed Hocken

"Jerkin' off to the Sears catalogue"

aka 'Bleach'

[Ed Hocken]

Pretty much

[gravedigger]

This product line probably smells like sweet, sweet success. Say what you will about me but Bruce Willis is seriously my favorite actor. He's great.

[Lisa]

Oh, I love him too, but a cologne named after him just opens up so many jokes!