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  • #31
    She also loves watching me vacuum and cook. I don't get no ass-smackage. I have to do a ROCKETMAN™ in front of her to provoke a reaction.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Matt View Post
      She also loves watching me vacuum and cook. I don't get no ass-smackage. I have to do a ROCKETMAN™ in front of her to provoke a reaction.

      BURNING UP my fuse OUT here... ALONE!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by V View Post
        BURNING UP my fuse OUT here... ALONE!
        Actually, no. It usually works
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #34
          I always smack George on the ass in public. Poor guy can't even bend over for something on a lower shelf at Home Depot without me going to town on them cheeks.
          2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

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          • #35
            Never underestimate the power of a properly used ROCKETMAN™. It's funny and it's sexy at the same time.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Matt View Post
              She also loves watching me vacuum and cook. I don't get no ass-smackage. I have to do a ROCKETMAN™ in front of her to provoke a reaction.
              Please note that anytime Matt says he does something in front of the wife. Remember to add the words "In the nude".
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                Please note that anytime Matt says he does something in front of the wife. Remember to add the words "In the nyood".
                fixed...

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                • #38
                  That too,

                  'Cept BBQ'ing, that's just dangerous.
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • #39
                    And frying bacon.
                    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                    • #40
                      Pretty much anything involving fire.
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #42
                          Pretty sure Chloroform isn't trademarked otherwise AWESOME.
                          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #43
                            That's designer chloroform!

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                            • #44
                              You can tell because he's about to clamp it over her face with a silk handkerchief. Un-monogrammed, so she can't identify her attacker, don'tcha know!
                              2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.

                              INSTANT HAPPINESS - just click!

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