ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[gravedigger]

In-laws are in town so I've eaten too much and had too many adult beverages. It's been great. We went to Target tonight and was thisclose to buying the tanker of cheese balls.

Also, finally got the tractor delivered this weekend and it. is. AWESOME.

[Shit Dickface]

I didn't buy the tanker of cheese balls, but I was drunk enough at Ralphs to buy a sack of baked Cheetos.

[Lisa]

Tim, I'm glad your dad is okay! What happened?

Minnesota peeps, please be careful out there!

[Shit Dickface]

I'm such a terrible person. Gonna go with Kat to hang out with the new neighbors (all cute young blondes), so if I don't come back alive, tell errybody I love them.

[Abraham Smashington]

[BillyG]

I smell like booze and pussy. I dub this "The Jake."

[Timothy225]

I'm such a terrible person. Gonna go with Kat to hang out with the new neighbors (all cute young blondes), so if I don't come back alive, tell errybody I love them.

And there goes the scorecard. Jake, seriously, invest in some satin pajamas, a styling silk robe, high-end slippers and puff on a pipe from now on. You've reached Hef-status, my lad.



Lisa, my dad should be coming home today - he had an issue on his back end that aroused some concern (briefly thought he might have the big C, but it was unfounded, thankfully).

One serving down, 21 more to go - ah, cheese balls. Ambrosia, my little snowflakes. Ambrosia.

[Shit Dickface]

ugh fuck everything hurts

Glad to hear your dad's well, Tim!

[Timothy225]

Thanks, Jake! Just waiting for the call so I can go pick him up.

How'd it go with the blondes last night? Any potential hook-ups?

[Matt]

Football FAIL #1:
- The Giants are stranded in KC because of the massive snowfall that we received. As such, the game got postponed until Monday.

Football FAIL #2:
- But the roof of the Metrodome has collapsed under the weight of the snow. To quote Hudson, 'That's great...that's just fuckin' great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do?'

[Shit Dickface]

Good! My best to you and your family, that prostate cancer shit is scary.

How'd it go with the blondes last night? Any potential hook-ups?

Very well! A particularly Amazonian (tall, not .com) lass named Amber wants to go out later this week. She's so hot and could probably kick my ass, which turns me on. Haha.

Football FAIL #1:
- The Giants are stranded in KC because of the massive snowfall that we received. As such, the game got postponed until Monday.

Football FAIL #2:
- But the roof of the Metrodome has collapsed under the weight of the snow. To quote Hudson, 'That's great...that's just fuckin' great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do?'

Jesus. Really? Don't go all Jack Nicholson in The Shining on us, haha.

[Shit Dickface]

in conclusion:

[Lisa]

Tim, I'm glad your dad is okay!

A good weekend! Shitty weather, just hard, constant rain today, so at long last, I cashed in on one of the movie-bets that George owes me, and we finally went to see "HP & the Deathly Hallows" - awesome stuff! George barely knows anything about the HP franchise, and I've explained a couple of things so he can follow along, but it's not enough - he at least has to see the movies from the beginning. But all that being said, he really liked it, and I freaking loved it!

[Ben Thomas]

Travelled down to Surrey for an old friend's wedding (lived with her for 2 years in uni). And it was lovely. A simple service - the groom starting crying during the vows - and then off to a hall for the reception. Danced the night away with Laura to a swing band doing standards. Just a lovely weekend, albeit a very drunken one.

[I_Cassini]

Football FAIL #1:
- The Giants are stranded in KC because of the massive snowfall that we received. As such, the game got postponed until Monday.

Football FAIL #2:
- But the roof of the Metrodome has collapsed under the weight of the snow. To quote Hudson, 'That's great...that's just fuckin' great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do?'

Saw video of this on TV- Incredible!

But on the upside the Falcons won again