ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Ed Hocken]

True, but I wasn't going to lie to a cop about drinking. Plus, I didn't want to test out how good of a detective this guy was.

[Nathan]

Main reason why I don't pregame. I go out by myself, which means I have to drive myself. And seeing how I had to get out of the car when I when I went though a DUI check point (No, I wasn't drunk. But I had to admit to drinking several hours before). I'd rather not go through that shit again.

Why not be a full on CPA? You already run your personal life like one. Relax or I will tell Russ where you live. 8 pizzas for Mr Hocken.......

[Ed Hocken]

You willing to put your house as a collateral for the bail bondsman, Nathan?

[Nathan]

I'm willing to throat kick you! Do some yoga, smoke some pot, RELAX. You're wound up tighter than dreidel.

[Ed Hocken]

I'll tell you just whose wound up tight. YA FUCKIN HEAR ME!

*tones it down a smidge*

Man got my Rahm Emannuel agitated.

[PHEDG]

Friday: See Reds, try and get dvr capacity down to 60%
Sat: See The Social Network, watch Rally of more dvr
Sun: See Jackass 3D, watch the Vikings game, watch Australian MotoGP race

[Ed Hocken]

Jeff, you are in for a great movie with The Social Network.

[Nathan]

I'll tell you just whose wound up tight. YA FUCKIN HEAR ME!

*tones it down a smidge*

Man got my Rahm Emannuel agitated.

Simple Ed. Fare thee well.

[Ed Hocken]

Let's face it, Nathan. I can't tone it down.

I'm just not metal enough.

[Shit Dickface]

Had to go to a weekend work meeting while horribly hungover and working off of four hours' sleep. Rad. Gonna go to comedy class on Monday instead - going home to get stuh-oned after buying tickets to go see Jackass 3D at the Cinerama Dome. Gonna go get lunch somewhere cool afterward. Maybe Thai, maybe pizza, Hollywood is my oyster.

[Shit Dickface]

Got Cat, Mark, and Jago to come with me for Jackass. FUCK YES.

[Shit Dickface]

Going out again with Sylvia tonight. The one cougar comedienne I made out with the one time is performing at the show we're going to. This should be interesting.

[BillyG]

We talked about the cougars. Pillage, but don't move into the village.

[Lisa]

We talked about the cougars. Pillage, but don't move into the village.

Exactly. Cougars are fine to have a little fun with, but really, stick to chicks your own age. You're going to have more fun.

[V]

Exactly. Cougars are fine to have a little fun with, but really, stick to chicks your own age. You're going to have more fun.

Agreed. They are cool when you are in your twenties...

Not so much when you're my age... although I did just see an infomercial with Marie Osmond last night.

Damn...