ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Timothy225]

Tonight and Saturday: Helping Jen clean the house. Might hang with my best friend Saturday.
Sunday; My dad, my brother-in-law, and my mother-in-law's boyfriend hit the shooting range, while our sig-o's and my niece go to the local Ren Faire (nowhere near as elaborate as the shin-digs you Minnesotans throw). This will be followed by lounging and loafing.
Monday: Work, work, work, work, work.

[Captain Russ]

Monday: Work, work, work, work, work.

"Hello boys! Have a good night's rest? I missed you."

[Ben Thomas]

Tonight: attending a music label launch with the new woman in my life.

Saturday: lunch in London with my writing partner and his brother. Possibly having a drink with Cleo from Derp! If I get time, I'm gonna lunge wildly at the pope while he's in town.

Then a long weekend with my buddy and my woman through til Tuesday.

[Matt]

Possibly having a drink with Cleo from Derp!

Get your money's worth

[V]

Get your money's worth

ZING!

[Nathan]

Get your money's worth

SLURP!

[Mike]

Saturday: Possibly having a drink with Cleo from Derp!

NUDEZS PLZ KK THX.

[Nathan]

Hey, should could be a very lovely girl with interesting things to say.

[Mike]

Tonight: attending a music label launch with the new woman in my life.

Saturday: lunch in London with my writing partner and his brother. Possibly having a drink with Cleo from Derp! If I get time, I'm gonna lunge wildly at the pope while he's in town.

Then a long weekend with my buddy and my woman through til Tuesday.

Also, it sounds like the new flame is actually turning out OK for you, that's fucking fantastic man. You made the right choice to break up with the ex. I should make a website for you where all it is is you posting pictures and write-ups about all of the things you are doing with the new girl. You know, so that we can show it to your ex.

www.imdoingjustfineyouindecisivecunt.com

[Mike]

Hey, should could be a very lovely girl with interesting things to say.

WITH HER BOOBZ!

[Timothy225]

"Hello boys! Have a good night's rest? I missed you."

Well done, sir! Well done!

Ben: Congrats on the new relationship, son! May it get better and better every single day!

[Matt]

Also, it sounds like the new flame is actually turning out OK for you, that's fucking fantastic man. You made the right choice to break up with the ex. I should make a website for you where all it is is you posting pictures and write-ups about all of the things you are doing with the new girl. You know, so that we can show it to your ex.

www.imdoingjustfineyouindecisivecunt.com

God Dammit, will somebody PLEASE give this man some rep???!!!

[Abraham Smashington]

BEER BOOBS BATTLE AXES AT THE REN FEST!

[Ed Hocken]

Recovery
Probably see The Town

That is all

[Matt]

BEER BOOBS BATTLE AXES AT THE REN FEST!

Recommendations:
- Mead at the wine booth over by the Pavilion/Jousting area. Regular or Egyptian Mead, it's all good. Both batches are EXCELLENT this year.
- Pork Sandwich (The Big Boar, I think). Enter at the main gate, turn left, go down a ways and look on your right. It'll be the last booth in a string of other food booths, and there will be an outdoor pig roast cooker to the left of it. CHOW.
- Scotch eggs. Grab a map/schedule and look for the performer named Tuey on it. Go to his stage. Right next to it is the booth that sells these things. Get either the highland gravy or the horseradish.

Have fun and stay warm, bro.