ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[BillyG]

Scored a pretty good Easter basket from my girlfriend. She got me an actual basket to keep my Empire magazines in, a copy of Tokyo Vice (which I want to read thanks to the Hocken), a genius Teefury shirt that has the silhouettes of Flight of the Conchords on it, and tons of chocolate, which I wish she had not bought.

Then a great drama filled family Easter dinner, of course!

[Howard]

Yeah, I had a good weekend. Got laid. Thrice. I'm digging being single again. No attachments!!!

[Ed Hocken]

Laid three times?!

*Grumble Grumble*

[Howard]

Sometimes the stars align *just* right. No complaints from me.

[Anderson]

Truck Stop, Urban Active Gym or Public Bathroom?

[Ed Hocken]

You do have a point.

All hail, Howard "Giggity" Barr.

[Howard]

Truck Stop, Urban Active Gym or Public Bathroom?

None of the above. Just three different guys that I had been introduced to and have hung out with a couple of times. I had dates Friday, Sat and Sunday and all three put out.

[Ed Hocken]

Truck Stop, Urban Active Gym or Public Bathroom?

The answer is local CPAC Meeting, CPAC Meeting.

[BillyG]

None of the above. Just three different guys that I had been introduced to and have hung out with a couple of times. I had dates Friday, Sat and Sunday and all three put out.

Consider me envious. I miss those days.

[Anderson]

None of the above. Just three different guys that I had been introduced to and have hung out with a couple of times. I had dates Friday, Sat and Sunday and all three put out.

What do your people consider to be putting out?

[Howard]

What do your people consider to be putting out?

I would guess something similar to what your people consider to be putting out.

[Ed Hocken]

Come on Kael, you're seriously asking this question?

Either way, I count that as a ZING.

[Lisa]

For real. Nice boots knockin' there, Howie!

[Anderson]

Come on Kael, you're seriously asking this question?

Either way, I count that as a ZING.

No. I know a couple of the fairer gentlemen and their definition changes wildly. Plus, there's a bunch of straight folk who have a varied definition. I had a conversation about this very thing barely two weeks ago.

I also found out how many women I know that dig the third input. Blew my mind.

[Ed Hocken]

Well no shit there's varied definition. We had a man in the White House who considered getting blown not to be sex. There are people out there who consider ass fucking not to be sex.