Tonight is video games, and possibly Killing Them Softly. Saturday is a whole bunch of chilling with the lady friend, then my company Xmas party. Sunday I am cooking pulled pork.
Tonight is video games, and possibly Killing Them Softly. Saturday is a whole bunch of chilling with the lady friend getting my pork pulled, then my company Xmas party. Sunday I am cooking pulled pork.
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"DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
- Relationship Guru Matt.
You're pretty much right. When she came over yesterday she immediately pulled me into her vagina tractor beam saying "we can't do it on the couch when your roommate moves in" which basically made me want to tell the roommate he's fucked and make her move in instead.
Tonight is video games, and possibly Killing Them Softly. Saturday is a whole bunch of chilling with the lady friend, then my company Xmas party. Sunday I am cooking pulled pork.
Sunday I may have to visit. NOM NOM
"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
Xmas party last night was pretty fun. Best friend didn't come because his mom was sick and wouldn't watch the kids, but it was still ok. I was the only person in my department to not get a managers award AGAIN but whatever. Fuck em.
At least you can look forward to the awkward meeting in a month where upper management is all "yeahhhh, you're award didn't get processed again for the Christmas party so, uh, here..."
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