ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Captain Russ]

Well, fucking stop that shit.

[B_Metal]

Nah, I know, I just was feeling sinister last night.

Post/av amirite?

[Lisa]

also kinda feeling like I'm gonna poop my pants but that's what I get for washing down a carne asada/bean/rice/salsa verde burrito with three Leinenkugels at 11 PM

Rosewood: "Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels."
Taggart: "Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?"
Rosewood: "Well, you eat a lot of red meat."

[Ingrid]

Just gotta get through my 1-9 shift tonight, then I'm off for a week! CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!

[Martin]

YOU CAN DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Dammit. I work this weekend, off Monday, then work from Tuesday to Friday.

[Ingrid]

*siiiiiiiigggggghhhhhh* Vacation, bitches!

[gravedigger]

I fucking loooove when a project I think is going to take one day suddenly takes a turn and looks like it will take three days. I want to line up every previous owner of this house and run an El Presidente drill.

[Abraham Smashington]

fucked up watching dawn of the dead, played epic games of magic with friends, and probably going to the zoo tomorrow....yezssss

[Martin]

I fucking loooove when a project I think is going to take one day suddenly takes a turn and looks like it will take three days. I want to line up every previous owner of this house and run an El Presidente drill.

God I know the feeling....

[Howard]

Onion ring farts. Probably the best smelling farts (keeping in mind they all smell bad).

[Matt]

Did the State Fair yesterday and went into a food coma.
Didn't do a damned thing today, and it was awesome.

[Lisa]

It was the absolute weekend from hell, but we got dad settled into assisted living, the place is really nice, and he's very happy.

[BillyG]

What a way to spend a long weekend. Hope you can relax today, Lisa.

[gravedigger]

Project only took two days because I'm a gotdamn pimp. Gonna line Rob's pockets with Amazon money and do pretty much nothing today.

[Lisa]

It was the absolute weekend from hell, but we got dad settled into assisted living, the place is really nice, and he's very happy.

Trying to get some cleaning done before George gets here so he doesn't sneeze his ass off, but I did sleep in. Which is why I'm hurrying with the cleaning now!