ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Howard]

I don't notice the heat at all. From my pool.

[Ed Hocken]

Didn't do jack shit, except clean my stove top, sleep, get the car washed, loaf, and watch 2 out of 3 parts of Carlos.

[Timothy225]

Spent most of my weekend relaxing - Jen got to hang with her mom, sis and our niece (Play-Doh for the win!), I did some vacuuming and resting up for going back to work today (ugh).

Got to catch up on my sleep, too. Afternoon naps = awesome.

[Ed Hocken]

Cept the part when your arms fall asleep.

[BillyG]

I don't notice the heat at all. From my pool.

Your piles of money from twink pimping keep you shaded, I'm sure.

[Howard]

Fuck twinks. The real money is with the fetish crowd.

[Ed Hocken]

But the overhead is higher, what with all that equipment.

[Howard]

Not really. People pay a premium for the equipment. Margin is definitely higher baby.

[Matt]

Fuck twinks. The real money is with the fetish crowd.

Howard's a scatman.

[Howard]

Howard's a scatman.

*vomits* I do have my limits. That is most definitely one.

[Ed Hocken]

Howard's a scatman.

Fixed, and it's worksafe.

[BillyG]

*vomits* I do have my limits. That is most definitely one.

let it just linger on your chest in that Floria heat, I bet the pool won't save you then.

[Shit Dickface]

Also, I nearly got into a huge blow-up with a security guard at my friend's apartment downtown. He wouldn't let one of our friends park in her spot because she didn't have a sticker on her car (it was a rental that she had driven home from work). She and the two girls with her asked me to come down because I was the only guy there at the time and he was getting kind of intimidating and being an asshole to them. I was already kinda drunk, but I got down there and the guy started being a dick to me and saying "Listen, BRO, I'm just doing my job." Without missing a beat, I said "Yeah, you know who else was doing their job? THE NAZIS." Stone-faced as could be. The girls absolutely lost it.

He stared straight at me for a few seconds and burst into laughter and said "Man, y'all get the fuckin' car in here and have a good night. I'm sorry. It's been a long day."

That kinda ruled and I got awesome points for it.

[BillyG]

God-winned?

[Matt]

I presume that she identified herself to the security guard...he should have been able to confirm her identity and confirm that she had that parking spot. Don't they have temp stickers for situations like that?