ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Ed Hocken]

Mint Juleps for everyone!

[Lola]

Mint Juleps for everyone!

When in doubt,pinky out. But,I'll have a beer,please

[Abraham Smashington]

When in doubt,pinky out. But,I'll have a beer,please

[Lola]

Well, aren't you just the purtiest lil' thing! Ah declare, ain't seen such a fine figure of femininity join our boards in quite a spell, no sir. Not since our own Ed Hocken, no sir. Ah think ah can say without fear of contradiction from any of the menfolk here at the ranch, that only the cream of the crop, the most charming, sophisticated, intelligent, and prettiest of ladies dwell here at the BDR Ranch, and this new filly here's gonna kick that up a notch during her time here.

'Scuse me, now, ma'am (doffs his ten-gallon hat), but I gots to mosey on outta here now. Got cattle to punch, ya unnerstand. (mounts his horse, waves his hat, rides off into the sunset)

Hot damn! Now I have somewhere else to wear my cowgirl hat besides the bedroom!

[Timothy225]

And with that last post, my glasses are now fogged and I'm breathing funny. Thanks, Lola!

[Nathan]

We're in deep shit boys.

[BillyG]

So Vin, is this who you're moving to shack up with? if not, YOURE DOING IT WRONG

[Shit Dickface]

He's moving to shack up with me, Billy.

[Abraham Smashington]

JAKE AND VIN QUEENS OF THE DESERT

[BillyG]

No, I already told you I would also trust you why would you do this now I gotta boil Ming you made me do it

[Timothy225]

Vin moves in with Jake. Both go visit Ed.





"Bye-bye, California."

[Ed Hocken]

Ehhh, I've had a good run.

[Shit Dickface]

It's not my fault dude can't tell the difference between CA and GA. I mean, he's old.

[Nathan]

[Captain Russ]

He's old, and you're out of the loop.

It's I'm Not Rappaport all over again.