Tambourines piss me off

[Anderson]

Stevie Nicks looks like she'd fuck like a champ. But, I wouldn't be into it. I'd make her dress up like Beverly D'Angelo and call me "Sparky".

[Lisa]

It's ok Lisa. He's on the list now.

(*Continues angrily flaring nostrils*)

[BillyG]

I don't know if ya'll are made because of a "Rumors" joke or that not even Stevie Nicks makes that horrible "instrument" ok.

[IggytheBorg]

I always thought the savage tambourine strikes on "Cult of Personality" added something to the song. You know:

"Nee -on Lights [JINGLE!]
"Nobel Priii-iize [JINGLE!]. . . . "

[IggytheBorg]

Fuck tambourines and the creepy ass Hare Krishna's that play them...they fucking scared the shit out of me as a youke.

One of the reasons I've always loved New York (and Lisa will back me up on this), is that you can see shit like the following there every day:

Back in the 90's, I was walking around the Village with my friend John. We had just bought some beers from a corner deli, and as we walked down St. Mark's Place, he saw a CD he wanted in a record store window. He asked if I'd mind staying outside w/ the beers while he ran in & bought it. He ducks inside, and I'm standin there drinking my beer, w/ his on the ground at my feet. All of a sudden, a flatbed truck driven by a Hare Krishna, with a 3 piece band & singer, all also Hare Krishnas, sporting a banner that said "Krishna-Fest 93" rolls by. I stare in disbelief, and follow it with my eyes as it continues down the street and turns the corner. John comes out and I say: "Dude, you're never gonna believe what I just saw!" I'm not sure he did, and I regret more than many other things regrettable about my life that I didn't have a witness standing there with me to verify this sight.

[Lisa]

The thing is, that's probably one of the more normal sights you'd see around St. Mark's place in the early 90s!