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  • #76
    Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
    The Shakes the Clown of drag queens?
    Yep, pretty much. More like Terry Jones during one of his drag moments, but sloppier.
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    • #77
      So, Ed's confessing to macking on Reboot Spock?
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      • #78
        Originally posted by Die Zuckerbusen View Post
        So, Ed's confessing to macking on Reboot Spock?
        Has Ed partaken of Spock cock?

        INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

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        • #79
          I have not, but the persona non grata up in Olympia has run into him. I didn't hear anything about sex, but who knows.
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • #80
            This thread became awesome.
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            • #81
              Fuck yeah.

              Of course had I met Quinto and he offered. I would have asked that he suck just as he had on Heroes.

              I wouldn't be able to walk straight for a week!
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              • #82
                ...Public Sex...APPROVED...For the record, I been busted fapping (post not during, forgot to thoroughly clean the crime scene), I been busted piping (in my mom's house, again post) and I have been busted in publice whilst piping by a police officer nonetheless....

                Now back to parenting; my mom was pseudo Helicopter Mom, but in a good way. She didn't lie or shield me from shit, she just kept me in check (single mother, hippy-ish, my dad was a thug ass killer and died when I was two) so I didn't end up like many people I grew up around. I wasn't allowed to sleep over friends houses because everyone was a weirdo in her eyes...that was probably the worst. Otherwise she was pretty cool...gave my best friend condoms and a pack of cigars for his 21st birthday.

                I am a parent, a parent of 3 going on 4 boys. I am the furthest thing from Helicopter. I have met a few obnoxious ass parents but no great stories come to mind. For the most part I think parents are fucking idiots, and this transfers to their kids unfortunately...I will research my database and come up with some decent stories...
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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                  Fuck yeah.

                  Of course had I met Quinto and he offered. I would have asked that he suck just as he had on Heroes.

                  I wouldn't be able to walk straight for a week!
                  THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO BE TALKING ABOUT ON YOUR PODCASTS.
                  The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by B Grande View Post
                    ...Public Sex...APPROVED...For the record, I been busted fapping (post not during, forgot to thoroughly clean the crime scene), I been busted piping (in my mom's house, again post) and I have been busted in publice whilst piping by a police officer nonetheless....

                    Now back to parenting; my mom was pseudo Helicopter Mom, but in a good way. She didn't lie or shield me from shit, she just kept me in check (single mother, hippy-ish, my dad was a thug ass killer and died when I was two) so I didn't end up like many people I grew up around. I wasn't allowed to sleep over friends houses because everyone was a weirdo in her eyes...that was probably the worst. Otherwise she was pretty cool...gave my best friend condoms and a pack of cigars for his 21st birthday.

                    I am a parent, a parent of 3 going on 4 boys. I am the furthest thing from Helicopter. I have met a few obnoxious ass parents but no great stories come to mind. For the most part I think parents are fucking idiots, and this transfers to their kids unfortunately...I will research my database and come up with some decent stories...
                    What is piping?
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                    • #85
                      Piping = Laying Pipe = Fucking....

                      ETA:
                      <table id="entries"><tbody><tr><td class="index">1. </td> <td class="word"> piping </td> <td class="tools" id="tools_1243226"> 57 up, 19 down </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
                      </td> <td class="text" colspan="2" id="entry_1243226"> buy piping mugs, tshirts and magnets
                      to have sex with somebody a lot
                      "Where is suzy?!"
                      "She and justin are piping."
                      "SCORE!"
                      </td></tr></tbody></table>
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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by B Grande View Post
                        Piping = Laying Pipe = Fucking....
                        that
                        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

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                        • #87
                          Sorry, I'm a noob.
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                          • #88
                            Listen to more rap.
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                            • #89
                              I can't. All my favorites are dead or no longer together.
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                              • #90
                                I don't listen to anything new...Most new music sucks...
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