Who'd a'thunk it?

[Ed Hocken]

Ed just keeps randomly finding buttons to push!

My mother was from Liverpool, Ed...

and with your racist comments, you have earned my undying half-British emnity!

Dammit V how was I supposed to know? I knew you were Italian, that's all I had.

[Howard]

*E-pinches Rob* *E-pinches nerdious*

[nerdious dorkus]

Why not, Rob?

[Ed Hocken]

Rob hates the Irish.

[nerdious dorkus]

*E-pinches Rob* *E-pinches nerdious*

Hey, my wallet is green. It is an accessory. Accessories are worn.

[Ed Hocken]

This poster hangs in Rob's office:

[Abraham Smashington]

I dont' feel the need to wear a color because of some lame holiday.

[nerdious dorkus]

There you go. Rob's racist. Against. green. and yellow. Rob hates AZNs.

[Ed Hocken]

And god forbid you're an Irish AZN. Because in Rob's eyes, you are worse than Hitler and CancerAids.

[Lisa]

I think the actual last time I wore green on St. Patrick's day was 1997. And I specifically remember the year because of the job I was at - this idiot girl I worked with talked to me like I was five, "OOOOHHHH, didjoo wear your greeeeeen today???" I mean, I had on this seriously gorgeous 1940's jacket I picked up at a vintage shop down in the Village - definitely something Bette Davis would have worn. Anyway, me being 100% Italian-American, I could have cared less that it was St. Pat's day - it was actually just a coincidence that I threw on something green. But you just don't talk down about a jacket like that like it's some "Kiss me, I'm Irish!" tee shirt. A little respect for kick-ass vintage fashion, you know?

[V]

I've always been partial to

"Fuck you, you're Irish!"

[Ed Hocken]

You heard Lisa, time to break out the "Erin go Bra'less" t-shirt.

[Howard]

There's quite a few Irish on the boards. Who all happen to be Texan too. Mind what you say about the Irish.

[Lisa]

There's quite a few Irish on the boards. Who all happen to be Texan too. Mind what you say about the Irish.

Apparently, this specific pack of Irish are probably armed!

[Ed Hocken]

Good lord, a Texas irishman. That's about as bad as a Texas scotsman.