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  • Who'd a'thunk it?

    DID YOU KNOW...

    The rod is a unit of length equal to 5.5 yards, 5.0292 meters, 16.5 feet, or <SUP>1</SUP><BIG>⁄</BIG><SUB>320</SUB> of a statute mile. A rod is the same length as a perch and a pole. The lengths of the perch (one rod) and chain (four rods) were standardized in 1607 by Edmund Gunter.

    ALSO...

    A hogshead is a large cask of liquid (or, less often, of a food commodity). More specifically, it refers to a specified volume, measured in either Imperial units or U.S. customary units, primarily applied to alcoholic beverages such as wine, ale, or cider.

    ERGO...

    When Abe Simpson says...

    “My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!”

    This cannot be translated precisely into standard units due to variations in the definition of hogshead, but is roughly 500 U.S. gallons per mile, or about 1.2 liters per meter. In units more normal for this purpose, it is 0.002 miles per gallon (or about 10.5 feet per gallon) or 120,000 L/100 km.

    Thank you for your kind attention...


  • #2
    Lay off the sauce this early man. hah
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #3
      I'm just happy to know that my car can make the Kessell run in less than 12 parsecs.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jobe View Post
        Lay off the sauce this early man. hah
        This man can celebrate St. Patrick's any fucking way he wants.
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #5
          I forgot it was St. Patrick's day. I don't need an excuse to drink. It being a Wednesday is good enough for me.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            You damn well better be wearing green. I know I am.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #7
              IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO HAS SAUZ.
              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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              • #8
                Every day is St. Patrick's Day...

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                • #9
                  But not everyday is St. Patrick's Day AND my pop's birthday. Irish whiskey, (Bushmills Black) is waiting for when I get home to give him a call tonight.
                  We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                  - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by V View Post
                    Every day is St. Patrick's Day...
                    Any excuse to beatup an Englishman is alright by me.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #11
                      I've got my BLOW ME I'M SCOTTISH shirt on underneath my green sweater. It's those little rebellions that count.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • #12
                        Who the fuck decided that it was OK to touch others if they weren't wearing a specific fucking color?
                        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                        • #13
                          The United States Fucking Government. THAT'S WHO!
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                            Any excuse to beatup an Englishman is alright by me.
                            Ed just keeps randomly finding buttons to push!

                            My mother was from Liverpool, Ed...

                            and with your racist comments, you have earned my undying half-British emnity!

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                            • #15
                              I'm not wearing green today. Stop fucking asking me why you fuckers. ugh.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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