Sorry I've been scarce...

[Mike]

Between marking mid-terms, freelancing, watching the Tron Legacy trailer 20 times a day and nursing a broken cock after drunkenly entering a "So you wanna fight?" competition, I have been too busy to come and enlighten you with my random bull-shit powers. The best part of having a broken cock?
THE ICE CREAM!!!

  Spoiler: Click for spoiler 

That, and the Ben Gay.

[nerdious dorkus]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

[Lisa]

But a broken cock doesn't keep you from typing!

[Mike]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...

Nerdious Dorkus - not a fan of muscle rub.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Unless he types with his cock....

[Mike]

But a broken cock doesn't keep you from typing!

How do you think I compose these missives? Did you honestly think I used my hands? HOW QUAINT!

I give Hunt n' Peck typing a good name baby!

[Matt]

just to make sure...your spoiler is SAFE FOR WORK, yes? I don't need a schlong to suddenly appear on my screen and make me lose my job.

[Mike]

My scholng may not be safe for work, BUT IT IS SAFE FOR LOVE!

Also, it's (the spoiler) just text, not schlong pics. Not yet anyways. I am waiting for Fabfunk to come onboard first.

[Matt]

Glad to have you back and posting, Ludwig

[Howard]

Wasn't that Owen or someone else who PM'd pictures of his junk to board members? The Funk was all about the dead ladies.

[Matt]

He was all into pornstars, not dead ladies. From what I understand/remember, the whole 'dead lady' thing was a label that got stuck on him due to some comment that he made about one gal in particular. He never lived that comment down, much like ElCap will never live the toad/bleach incident down.

[Howard]

Actually he made more than one comment about a dead pornstar that's why the label never left. Didn't he have a thread extolling the virtues of dead pornstars? Plus, he was just plain creepy.

[Matt]

oh yes, he was definitely creepy, but he was never an asshole to me. Actually, I had some cool conversations with his Kabong persona.

[Mike]

Wasn't that Owen or someone else who PM'd pictures of his junk to board members? The Funk was all about the dead ladies.

I think you are right. It's just one of those memory things where I now associate all awkward sexual deviances to one poster. Fabfunk is my new Samuel Goldstien.

[Shit Dickface]

Owen sent pictures of his junk to people? Considering the pictures I've seen of that guy, it must have looked like a larva tentatively crawling its way out of a bird's nest. Barf.