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[Captain Russ]

Someone get me a Shane Black.

I'm too lazy to keep operating the keyboard from the couch with this stick.

[Ed Hocken]

Isn't that your washing stick?

[V]

Someone get me a Shane Black.

I'm too lazy to keep operating the keyboard from the couch with this stick.

[Ed Hocken]

Perfect

[V]

Here's a chick... in case one of the chicks here wants to be the chick in Predator.

[Ed Hocken]

She never had a name, she was "The chick from Predator".

Although, seeing Shane Black doing Special-Ops with massive eyeglasses was kind of funny.

[Captain Russ]

Isn't that your washing stick?

Who needs to wash? This moo moo is held together with Fabreeze and polyester.

[Matt]

That's Anna, played by actress Elpidia Carillo.

There's also Maria Conchita Alonso from P2. You know. For a chick.

[Matt]

I HEREBY DEMAND THAT BILLYG BE BILLY (Sonny Landham).

[BillyG]

Who?

Edit: WTF FORUM BACKEND RUINING MY JOKE

Edit 2: OK return to work. Nothing happened here.

[Matt]

Billy:

[Captain Russ]

That's Anna, played by actress Elpidia Carillo.

There's also Maria Conchita Alonso from P2. You know. For a chick.

Or the nekkid one in the penthouse apartment that is witness to the Jamaican druglord butchery.

And what the hell was up with that trend (mystical Jamaican druglords)? Oh 90s...

[BillyG]

Dammit I should have gone with the last one.

[Ed Hocken]

Shit if I know. Another question would be how in the fuck did Jamaicans end up in Los Angeles?

[V]

I HEREBY DEMAND THAT BILLYG BE BILLY (Sonny Landham).

Here... but he's got to use the quote "Broke Dick Dog"...



and here's the other chick, for the chicks who want to be this chick.