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[Captain Russ]

Especially when he did the ballerina shit.

"She's only seventeeeeeeeeeeeen"

"Oh my god, he's trying to bang my seventeen year old daughter."

*outraged parent sees the spin*

"Ohhhhhh...he just wants to watch Thirtysomething with her and make catty comments. Nothing to worry about."

(In all seriousness, "Battle Stations" is a badass song.

[Matt]

I remember seeing an interview with him back when they first started out. Apparently, he had a really serious girlfriend that was into ballet and needed a partner to train with. Being the dutiful boyfriend that he was, he trained with her and developed those mad skills as a result.

[Captain Russ]

I remember seeing an interview with him back when they first started out. Apparently, he had a really serious girlfriend that was into ballet and needed a partner to train with. Being the dutiful boyfriend that he was, he trained with her and developed those mad skills as a result.

(To sir, with love)

[Martin]

Matt: the 80's demystified.

[Matt]

Shit...I can't get that song 'Seventeen' out of my frickin' mind.

[Martin]

Don't need nothin' but a good time!

[Lisa]

Well it's nothing, but a good time!

Very true. And it don't get better than this.

(Hey, I had the first 80s avatar up this week!)

[Timothy225]

I remember Winger's guest duet with Fiona Flanagan, who was 80's Jersey Girl personified. The name of the song? Everything You Do (You're Sexing Me). How do I know this?

I have Fiona's album. On cassette. Same as Winger's. And Duran Duran's Seven and the Ragged Tiger. Yep, I was an '80s ching chong potato.

ETA: Tried to find the Winger/Fiona duet on YouTube, and nada.

[Lisa]

And Duran Duran's Seven and the Ragged Tiger. Yep, I was an '80s ching chong potato.

Hey hey HEY!!! You take that BACK! There is nothing about Duran Duran (and Def Leppard too, let me get my 80s coverage in all at once) that makes you a ching chong potato!

[Matt]

(Hey, I had the first 80s avatar up this week!)

The first AND the best, babe

If you're good...VERY good...I may flip my avatar over to 'your boy' later on.

[Lisa]

If you're good...VERY good...I may flip my avatar over to 'your boy' later on.

The problem is, I'm such an 80s ho, you have a choice of *several* of "my boys". But I will be good, that much I promise.

[Matt]

The problem is, I'm such an 80s ho, you have a choice of *several* of "my boys". But I will be good, that much I promise.

My dear...my lovely, lovely Lisa...you know EXACTLY who I'm talking about. I do what I do...

[Timothy225]

Psst! Matt! Lisa has the hot patooties for these guys too!

[Lisa]

Not 80s. And not really hot guys. And not musically inclined.

(although I do still love!)

[Timothy225]

Alright, Lisa, given the choice, whose bones would you jump? Your favorite Roller, or your favorite Duran Duraner? OR you're on a deserted island and you can have one and only one rock star to use as a personal cardio workout. Who do you choose?

Quickly, Lisa, there are lives at stake.