Best Avatars

[Ed Hocken]

*Tosses Miller a can of DRINK*

Calm down, Miller.

[Anderson]

I want to hump Lisa's avatar.

Give me a day and I'll have a Western themed one and possibly a new name. Police Academy got boring fast.

[Master Shake]

I'm joining the Western-themed bandwagon. Deputy Laserface is gonna clean this town up one float at a time!

[Lisa]

I want to hump Lisa's avatar.

Oh, you! Everyone wants to hump my avatar.

[Bobby Bear]

Oh, you! Everyone wants to hump my avatar.

I want to hold Lisa's avatar's hand.

[V]

I look at the shirt...

I look at the hat...

I really want to go 'Ewww!'...

But then I remember...

The hat and shirt CAN come off.


just keep the boots on, though...

giggity...

[Lisa]

The hat and shirt CAN come off.

The hat and the shirt DID come off, remember? In the backseat of Jake Gyllenhaal's car, in one of the scenes where he wasn't quite so occupied with Heath Ledger.

[V]

True... but I'm speaking for myself, not for the Prince Of Persia.

Actually, in the words of Sir Tom Jones.

'You can leave your hat on...'

[Timothy225]

This should help you out, Vin. Plus I think it's on IFC Saturday night, so enjoy.

And yes, I too wouldn't mind having conjugal relations with Lisa's avatar.

[Matt]

I don't know HOW Anne's tatas wouldn't turn a sexually confused man perma-straight.

[Ed Hocken]

It did turn him straight.....for five minutes.

[Lisa]

It did turn him straight.....for five minutes.

Exactly. Then he spooged, and went back to Heath for a bit.

[Ed Hocken]

Well, you saw how soul sucking his life had become. Her dad was challenging him over a tv set.

The hard living life of a tractor salesman.

[Lisa]

Well, you saw how soul sucking his life had become. Her dad was challenging him over a tv set.

Plus, she was wearing A LOT of blue eyeshadow by that point!

[Ed Hocken]

She was slowly turning into Ann Richards right before his eyes.

At that point, who wouldn't want to go to TJ to pick up some tricks.