Best Avatars

[Lisa]

Haha, that freakout was the best.

There was a picture that they had about four years ago at Television Without Pity - it was a photoshop contest, and it was the Tyra freakout, but they'd photoshopped out Tiffany and put in the picture of the little kitten on his hind legs with his little front paws up in the air, like he's ready to battle her. Anyway, point is - the person who did that photoshop captured Tyra at the perfect moment of the freak out - I got a good version, but this was classic! Her eyes were popping, her mouth looked distended like a cobra's - it was glorious, and I've never seen it again. They must have had split-second presicion with their photo-grabber.

I think Eyebrows Jones is probably going to win this year. That's who my wife picked and she's had a pretty good track record. Last year she picked Spindly Ginger to win from the first episode.

You mean Raina? I would love Raina to win, that girl is gorgeous. If that hot mess Angelea wins, I'm giving up on this fucking show (y'know... till Cycle 15 rolls around, but until then, I mean it!). Oh, yeah, Nicole was an easy pick last year. I called it from episode one as well, but there was just something about her - pretty, quirky, never took a bad picture, never once in the bottom two, easy to work with, no diva-ish tendencies. There was nothing bad there.

OK, new and improved avatar. Now, pardon me while I make a Tahitian Strawberry Ripple.

While you're at it, could you please make me a Squashed Strawberry Alleycat? ("Gee, Ted, I don't think I know how to make that one...")

[Ed Hocken]

Hey Russ,

Care for any BEEAAAANNNNNSSSSSSS?

[Captain Russ]

Sad is the fact that at one point, I actually enjoyed that aural shit sammich.

And then I saw his Manboob Sasquatch Superfan, and realized that was not the path for me.

[Ed Hocken]

I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. I just recognize that heap from look at this fucking hipster.

[Captain Russ]

Dan Deacon.

Two words when brought together create a storm of retardsound so great, it churns out people that may or may not be my current avatard.

Thanks for not playing.

[Ed Hocken]

If you don't play, ya can't lose.

[Matt]

Vin's HAN PACINO avatar made me snort tea out of my nose. Well played, sir...

[V]

You fuckers have gone Western, again...

Alright... let's play for blood.

[Trejo]

I'm a follower!

[Lisa]

I'll follow the crowd and go western - and I don't even particularly like westerns (which earned me plenty of scorn and derision over at CHUD back in the day, but whatever, fuckers!). Say hi to Anne Hathaway from "Brokeback Mountain".

[BillyG]

I'll broke her back. RIGHT?!

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah, but her parents will break your spirit.

You willing to risk that for the tractor dealership?

[Captain Russ]

We were all thinking it Billy (even Lisa...not really...but really), but you said it.

You said it all, man.

[Shit Dickface]

done too. Looks like Harmonica wanted a cheeseburger though

[Lisa]

We were all thinking it Billy (even Lisa...not really...but really), but you said it.

You said it all, man.

It's like you read my MIND, maaaan!