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[Lisa]

Two words...

Bigfoot's

dick

Smells like a used diaper filled with indian food.

*dry heaves*

My favorite one that they cut out, but included in the outtakes on the DVD, was "It smells like a dead body getting a perm!"

[Ed Hocken]

To think there was a time when department stores would practically spray you in the face with perfume and cologne. I'm surprised more people didn't get hit in the face.

Now where in the hell can I find London Gentlemen or Blackbeard's Delight?

[Martin]

I have Versace's The Dreamer as an aftershave. I use it like twice a year.

[Matt]

Love that movie. There is so much pure gold to be mined out of that script.

I have some Tommy Bahama that I wear when I'm on vacation, that's really about it. I just make sure that I shower and put on deodorant so that I can be as odor free as possible; I don't want anything to interfere with my testosterone aura.

[V]

I'm very fussy about most perfume that they aim at women - a lot of it is very "mosquito spray" smelling, so I only like a couple. But I'm equally as picky about what guys smell like. Really, there are only three men's colognes that I really like a lot - Obsession for Men, Gray Flannel, and Lagerfeld.

Gray Flannel?

That is my big gun!

For when I'm feeling kind of Cary Grant... because I think he would have smelled like that.

[PHEDG]

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[Abraham Smashington]

God what a badass.

[Lisa]

For when I'm feeling kind of Cary Grant... because I think he would have smelled like that.

"He has a killer job. He's rich. He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like. He wears really cool rich guy clothes. So sorry, Tuna, but if you don't know why that's awesome, then you need awesome lessons."

[Mike]

They have one of those environmental allergy policies here so I cannot wear it, officially. Doesn't stop some of the women who work here from pickling themselves in it though.

I will wear it if the ladyfriend asks, as she likes certain kinds. But only on my cock.

[V]

They have one of those environmental allergy policies here so I cannot wear it, officially. Doesn't stop some of the women who work here from pickling themselves in it though.

I will wear it if the ladyfriend asks, as she likes certain kinds. But only on my cock.

Start faking allergic reactions...

That'll learn 'em!

[Bobby Bear]

Oh, Ed's rockin' it in a big way right now. Fair play, my man!

[Ed Hocken]

On some days, I really wish to reenact that video.

[Bobby Bear]

If you ever need someone to tackle a perp into a swimming pool, you only have to ask.

[Ed Hocken]

You got it.

[Bobby Bear]

And then we just walk away...