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[Bobby Bear]

Just back from football and caught up. Thanks very much again for all the advice, encouragement, and cooking tips! I'm taking serious notes here.

I'm not really into cologne either. Normal deodorant is more my steam.

[Abraham Smashington]

This thread is so weird haha.

[Shit Dickface]

Man, cologne is gross.

[BillyG]

How the hell do so many guys not wear cologne? That is mind blowing to me. If I didn't give myself a squeeze or two of cologne in the morning I would be reeking of rotted ass by noon.

[Martin]

Man, cologne is gross.

Unless it's made with bits of real panther, Jake.

[Matt]

How the hell do so many guys not wear cologne? That is mind blowing to me. If I didn't give myself a squeeze or two of cologne in the morning I would be reeking of rotted ass by noon.

I hate it. I don't want to smell like drakkarbrutdolcepolobahama all fucking day. Hell, if I WANT to take on a smell, all that I have to do is go by my coworker's desk and bathe in the Aqua Di Gio aura that permeates his space; it's revolting.

[Ed Hocken]

Could be a generational thing, plus I already wear deodrant, cologne seems redundant to me.

Now go get me some lemonade, Jobe.

[Abraham Smashington]

I WILL KILL YOU.

[Ed Hocken]

Just shut up and redo these hedges. I already got an offer from this guy to do it cheaper:

[V]

I hate it. I don't want to smell like drakkarbrutdolcepolobahama all fucking day. Hell, if I WANT to take on a smell, all that I have to do is go by my coworker's desk and bathe in the Aqua Di Gio aura that permeates his space; it's revolting.

Tell the cock to stop fucking bathing in it!

Just a dab or two on the pulse points...

[Lisa]

Unless it's made with bits of real panther, Jake.

Martin, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

[Shit Dickface]

How the hell do so many guys not wear cologne? That is mind blowing to me. If I didn't give myself a squeeze or two of cologne in the morning I would be reeking of rotted ass by noon.

Deodorant! Plus my own manly musk. Also, most cologne is disgusting and almost every guy who uses it is doing it wrong.

[V]

Martin, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Two words...

Bigfoot's

dick

[Ed Hocken]

Smells like a used diaper filled with indian food.

*dry heaves*

[Lisa]

I'm very fussy about most perfume that they aim at women - a lot of it is very "mosquito spray" smelling, so I only like a couple. But I'm equally as picky about what guys smell like. Really, there are only three men's colognes that I really like a lot - Obsession for Men, Gray Flannel, and Lagerfeld.