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[V]

OMG OMG OMG!!! LOOK! Because Google skills - I haz them.


Must defeat her seven evil exes! She says you're Scott and Ramona because she wants you to defeat her ex!!! As in - this guy will be her ex once you move in with the sweetness! DOO ITT!!! She wants you to, trust me!

Edit: Tim, Matt's right - it has to be something even better and more memorable than Ten Bears. You can do it!

Dammit, man! What more evidence does one need?

DO IT!

[Bobby Bear]

Now, I don't know who "Scott and Ramona" are, but some kind of couple? She's hinting, darlin'. Trust me - I know my kind.

Baby? She's INTO YOU. Trust me. The subtle complaints about the boyfriend... paying lots of attention to you... saying your desktop was the two of you. She's on her way, however gradual, to weeding out the boyfriend, and making a fresh new start for herself, you might say. Hang tight, sweets, my guess is it won't take her very long. The sweeter you are to her, the faster it'll happen.

This entire post made me so happy, Lisa. Honestly. I was giddy before I'd even finished reading. Thanks so much (to everyone for their thoughts and turning this into a sub-section of the Advice Thread.) There's not a person here I don't trust so I'm touched by the reaction.

Also, the way you drop in "poodle" and stuff is beyond awesome.

[nerdious dorkus]

Bobby, this is what I would do: wait until you're alone with her, deep in a conversation, and then say, "Take it from me."

[Matt]

Bobby, this is what I would do: wait until you're alone with her, deep in a conversation, and then say, "Suck Me, Beautiful."

Not sure on this approach, Nerdious.

[nerdious dorkus]

Well, most girls like being complemented.

[nerdious dorkus]

Or just straight out tell her you want to put it in her butt. If she says, "Oh, you!", you're in!

[V]

Bobby...

Make her dinner. The way to her soul is through her stomach.

PM me, and I will give you a simple, cheap, and very effective means of destroying ANY resistance she my have.

Feed her this meal... have Tom Jones' "Sexbomb" playing softly in the background... and she is done.

[Lisa]

You gonna listen to these butt-clowns (meaning Nerdious, not V - who has a pretty good idea there!), or the woman currently on the board who knows what it's like to have once been 25 and utterly unsatisfied with her dating life? And to have a sweet, kind guy - oh, lookie there! - RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER! Hon (since you like that sorta thing!), I have walked a mile in her shoes. The chick is into you!

V - do you think he should make dinner for her and a couple other friends to keep it casual? Hint strongly that the boyfriend is not welcome? Or maybe while the buddy from Manchester is in town! Do you think cooking dinner for just the two of them is too "datey" right now?

[Matt]

Bobby...

Make her dinner. The way to her soul is through her stomach.

PM me, and I will give you a simple, cheap, and very effective means of destroying ANY resistance she my have.

Feed her this meal... have Tom Jones' "Sexbomb" playing softly in the background... and she is done.

Actually, I'll totally second this. All guys should learn a 'signature meal' or two that all of your friends rave about.

Have you had Bobby's spaghetti? Oh my GOD, it is so good! Have him make you spaghetti sometime.

Bobby, I hear you make a great spaghetti.

Yeah, I worked on it for a long time. My friends seem to like it. Want me to make it for you sometime?

Would you!

Sure, just bring your kneepads.

[V]

You gonna listen to these butt-clowns (meaning Nerdious, not V - who has a pretty good idea there!), or the woman currently on the board who knows what it's like to have once been 25 and utterly unsatisfied with her dating life? And to have a sweet, kind guy - oh, lookie there! - RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER! Hon (since you like that sorta thing!), I have walked a mile in her shoes. The chick is into you!

Pretty good?

I got married 3 times because of this meal!

It works, Bobby... just believe!

[Matt]

Pretty good?

I got married 3 times because of this meal!

It works, Bobby... just believe!

what did you cook for the divorce(s)?

[Abraham Smashington]

Can anyone guess what my signature meal is made with?

[Lisa]

OR... what would be nice and subtle, yet hinting strongly back that you're into her, next time you're hanging out with her, mention that you're starving, and "oh, hey! I have this GREAT little place I know of - wanna go get some dinner with me?" See what I did there? Then, tell her how well you cook this one certain dish (V's recipe), and tell her you'll cook her dinner the next time... then, do that, and before you know it, the boyfriend is OUT the door!

[V]

Can anyone guess what my signature meal is made with?

Semen?

[Lisa]

Can anyone guess what my signature meal is made with?

GALLONS OF SEMEN!!!