Hardware/DIY Thread

[nerdious dorkus]

Oh! A G-10! What a riot!

[B_Metal]

NOOOOO, A GU-10. Also I have no idea what track lighting is. I use regular bulbs.

[Lisa]

Show us some ass crack over the tops of your jeans if you're gonna talk about that kind of stuff here!

[gravedigger]

NOOOOO, A GU-10. Also I have no idea what track lighting is. I use regular bulbs.

Use CFLs! They're better for the environment or something!

[B_Metal]

Use CFLs! They're better for the environment or something!

And they are waaaaaaaay fucking brighter too. Changing to these once I get teh nu jerb.

[gravedigger]

Also, tax deduction!

[B_Metal]

SCORE!!

[Shit Dickface]

The roommate provided plenty of the asscrack when she climbed the shitty stepladder to remove the housing because it started making terrifying crunching noises when my 250-lb ass stepped onto it. She's more terrified than I am of heights, so I grabbed the stepladder and got a faceful of low-rise un-pantied denim-clad buttcrack. I still had to change the bulb myself, but that shit's done.

NOW. Best way to repair a busted flimsy towel rack that I wrecked with my elbow while putting on deodorant? The support arm thing broke off from the base completely. Will JB-Weld help or should I just replace the whole thing with something that isn't flimsier than my flaccid babydick?

[B_Metal]

Replace. JBWeld will hold but if it's busting up that easy, shitcan it. Also Pics on roomie buttcrack.

[Shit Dickface]

Will replace. RE: Pics - Fuck that, I'd be too busy trying to spit onto my computer screen and cram my dong in there.

[gravedigger]

Would JB Weld really help much on that anyway? Replace is definitely the right choice.

[B_Metal]

Will replace. RE: Pics - Fuck that, I'd be too busy trying to spit onto my computer screen and cram my dong in there.

Lulz, just cram your dong in the real thing. After you borrow a roofie from Ari though, that way no awkwardness with the roomie. Well, unless she asks you how she passed out and why her asshole is swollen to three times it's normal size the next morning.

Would JB Weld really help much on that anyway? Replace is definitely the right choice.

Eh, it would probably hold the piece that broke but if an elbow glance took it out, I'd replace.

[Howard]

Anyone install a light kit on a ceiling fan before? Living room is vaulted and the damn fan is up high. Don't want to take it down to figure out the model number (I know it's a Hunter ceiling fan) and I'm not sure if there is any special kind of lighting kit needed.

[BillyG]

Can't help there. I've only installed brand new fans.

[Howard]

Aha! The internets worked. Main problem was the remote control module under the fan. Wasn't sure if the light kit would just plug into that (no wiring needed). Wishful thinking. Definitely a little wiring work but found what I needed. Universal light kits work (not model specific).