Babies in Bars?!

[Ed Hocken]

Fuckin' hipsters!

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck those people and fuck anyone who tries to tell me not swear because they brought a fucking baby into a bar. FUCK YOU.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also:

"I long for adult contact. ... I don't want to be excluded from the adult world."

Then don't have a fucking kid. You fuck.

[Ed Hocken]

Thank christ this hasn't happened in gay bars.

[BillyG]

Fuck these people. If someone brought a baby into any of my watering holes I think they would be chased out or have CPS called on them. Really, if CPS isn't beating down the door to these fucks houses after this then there is a major issue. And don't curse or smoke? You brought your kid into the bar dipshit, I'll curse any goddamn place I want to. It's your job to tell your kid fuck is an adult word.

Oh and their house is small and baby sitters are cost prohibitive? If you can't afford a place to invite over two friends, or afford a goddamn baby sitter maybe you should rethink if you can afford to raise a kid.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yep. Also, it's called drinking at home.

[Matt]

Thank christ this hasn't happened in gay bars.

What's the white rag in your back pocket mean?
Nothing. That's a diaper for my baby here. Come on, let's gaydance.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I'm not sure how that shit is legal...in Cali they won't let you in bars if you're under 21/18...Fucking idiot parents.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Yep. Also, it's called drinking at home.

This ^ plus you save a ton of money and don't risk getting a DUI.

[Abraham Smashington]

EXACTLY. I barely go to bars for those exact reasons. I'm not a social drinker. I'm a goddamn alcoholic.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

The only reason you will see me in a bar is if it is a friend's birthday...otherwise I will be at home eating good food drinking good beer til I pass out...

[Ed Hocken]

Don't any of these fucks realize a bar is really noisy. That could damage a young kid's hearing?

[Abraham Smashington]

It's bad enough for babies to be on airplanes, movie theaters, restaurants, etc. But I'd be making a goddamn stink if I walked into a bar and saw a fucking baby. I'd be all like:

"HEY BABY! WHY ARE YOU IN A BAR? YOU'RE A BABY! YOU SHOULD BE AT HOME DROOLING ON YOUR BINKY! YOU HEAR ME BABY!"

[Lisa]

How weird! I just logged off, logged onto CNN and found that article!

It pisses me off, but it doesn't surprise me. One thing you guys don't even know is that NYC is The Land of The Over-Indulgent Parents. If you don't think babies ARE THE SHIT, you are persona non-grata around here. The parents here are those crazy helicopter parents, the ones who have to go to meetings over what day-care center their babies can get in. The ones with the six foot wide strollers. And the neighborhood this article is talking about, Park Slope in Brooklyn, is the worst. The parents there - I mean, babies are eeeverything to these people, no one else exists, no one else has any rights - I mean, look - we're talking about parents who let their toddler rage and scream and throw a tantrum in public, and then look around proudly and exclaim, "Don't you love the way he's not afraid to express what he's feeling?" And no, that is not my attempt at being funny - that is the god's honest truth of shit I've seen from Brooklyn parents. I'm not even one bit surprised at this article.

And Ed's right - it is the fucking hipsters.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'M GOING TO PUNCH EVERY BABY IN THE FACE.