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    Mother of fuck, it actually happened.

    Also, this comment was serious Lulz:

    It's too late for me

    The Cursed Were-Juggalo
    26 Jan. 2010 | 1:09 PM CST
    But I'm already genuinely excited about seeing this film. For you see, I was bitten by a "Juggalo", the wretched subculture that forms much of ICP's fanbase. Slowly I began to transform into one -- some of my teeth fell out, overnight I developed a sagging 65-lb gut, I wear nothing but t-shirts and baggy shorts, I have become easily amused and capable of needless belligerence and crave Faygo-brand soft drinks...even now, I am losing the ability to type in an intelligable fashion and NO, NO TOO LATE

    TOO LATE I I I yo fuck ya Femineme luvvin assholes dis moviee gone be awesom me an my homiees ash-trey an lil nutkicka gon be watchin big mone hustla in da name of da ~~DARK CARNIVAL~~
    YO YO JUGGALOZ4LYFE
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

  • #2
    Morbid curiosity abounds.

    lol hey guys I'll bet all the old west prostitutes are fat juggalettes huh
    "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

    "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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    • #3
      Al Swearnegen would have had their asses drawn and quartered I bet.

      But the idea of a were-Juggalo makes me laugh. Hey guys, I got a skit idea for ya.
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #4
        Were-Juggalo IS pretty hilarious.

        Also I'd bet money on a scene where they ruggedly drink shots of Faygo.
        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

        ~
        *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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        • #5
          If this is anything like Big Money Hustlers, then it's gonna be fucking hilariously awesomely bad.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            You should read the AV commenters. Shit is hilarious.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #7
              I must've missed a History class or something, but when exactly did they have automatic and shoulder launched anti-tank weapons in the Old West?

              Silly juggalos!

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