The Stereotype Thread

[Howard]

OK, here's a gay stereotype question for Ed and Howard.

the Mazda Miata.

What's the story?

Ugh. Guilty. I like the car (prior to the Miata, I had a Jetta and a Toyota Tacoma). Great speed, great gas mileage and FANTASTIC cornering. Plus it has a soft top. Great, cheap sports car. I don't know any other gay folk who own one though. Usually trucks, SUVs or Euro cars.

[Matt]

[Ed Hocken]

Well there ya go.

Of course I haven't seen Miata in ages. I don't even know if they're made anymore.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. This is honestly the first time I've heard about this stereotype. I thought all gays could just fly.

[Ed Hocken]

If so, then where in the fuck are my sweet angel wings? Not only that, but those angels are supposed to be ripped as shit. At least from what I can tell in Preacher.

[Matt]

don't worry, Ed. you're going straight to hell where all of the demons look like TOM OF FINLAND.

[Ed Hocken]

If the demons look like Tom of Finland, then that's hell for me!

However, if they look like Charlie Hunnum from Undeclared. I'll be Allll-right.

[Matt]

Too bad, Ed. He's waiting for you in Hell. With a V-neck.

[Ed Hocken]

Thankfully, whatever picture you put up, does not work.

[Matt]

ach, it was a tame pic. don't worry.

[Howard]

Well there ya go.

Of course I haven't seen Miata in ages. I don't even know if they're made anymore.

Yep, the MX-5. Call them gay, but I guarantee my car can smoke most other cars (and can definitely take corners better than just about anything out there). Plus 35 mpg ain't bad.

[Abraham Smashington]

I guarantee my car can smoke most other cars

YEAH BRA!

Plus 35 mpg ain't bad.

THAT'S AWESOME BRO!

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah, something is gonna get smoked alright. *snicker*

[Abraham Smashington]

YEAH BRA!





THAT'S AWESOME BRO!

Come on, no digs on Howard Walker here? He fits right in with that homoerotic flick...

[Matt]

Never saw '2 Fast, 2 Furious, 2 Flaming'. Sorry.