BDR Presents Die Hard

[Ed Hocken]

I'm bored and its a short working day so I went with BDR Presents Die Hard:

Rob: John McClane
Lesly: Holly
Ari: Al Powell
Russ: Ellis
Nathan: Dick Thornberg
Nerdious: Al Leong
Bryan: Special Agent Johnson
Scooter: The other one
B_Metal: Deputy Chief Dwane T. Robinson
Matt: The Huey Lewis looking guy
Fej: Argyle
And me as Hans

[Abraham Smashington]

I get to drop you off a building. Haha. And lulz to Huey Lewis looking guy haha. We were laughing at him last night.

also:

"THE QUARTERBACK IS TOAST!" Someone needs to be Theo.

[Ed Hocken]

Nerdious was going to be Theo, but I said fuck it and made him Al Leong.

Also, Sarah can be the 911 operator who tells you to get off the channel.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha. Howard should be Theo.

[Ed Hocken]

I just remembered I forgot Howard. In that case, Howard can be Theo.

But trying to envision Ari buying all those twinkies makes me smile.

[Matt]

So...I'm hip to be square?

Fine.

Jake is the 'make fists with your toes' guy.

[Ed Hocken]

Shit I forgot about Jake. Jake can be the SWAT commander and CJ is the make fists with your toes guy.

[Matt]

bullshit. JAKE is the 'make fists with your toes' guy. Jake is all about fists. and rage. fists and rage and more fists with every body part and pure rage directed at everyone around him punch you in the face with my feetfists motherfucker die die die hard.

[Ed Hocken]

Alright fine, switch the roles around and CJ is the SWAT commander.

With Col. Rapemonster as Takagi.

[Matt]

and with that, my avatar is changed

[Phat Dizaztr]

Can I at least be stunt guy #4?

[Abraham Smashington]

and with that, my avatar is changed

It's hip to be square motherfucker. Hip to be square.

[Ed Hocken]

Can I at least be stunt guy #4?

You'll be the SWAT Team member who gets caught on the rose bushes.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Robert "Pie Face" Davi for the win!!!

[B_Metal]

My response to this thread is Fuck You Hocken. Also I see you're back to Rob-cock worship. Lulz