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  • #136
    Originally posted by BillyG View Post
    Boarding whilst pooping whilst working is the triumvirate of excellence.
    When I worked for CPS and I was stuck at the office doing my paperwork? Yeah, you guys read some of my best poopage ever.
    "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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    • #137
      Hi.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #138
        Does using a laptop count? I need a ruling since you guys are smartphone snobs.

        If yea... then hi!

        If nay... then eat my fuck.

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        • #139
          Laptops obviously count. I used a laptop for years while pooping.

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          • #140
            The medium does not matter, only that you are pooping.
            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

            ~            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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            • #141
              Originally posted by Nick Vanderhuge View Post
              The medium does not matter, only that you are pooping.
              As long as nobody tries to do it via Skype with a video/audio feed, it's all good.

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              • #142
                Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                As long as nobody tries to do it via Skype with a video/audio feed, it's all good.
                Don't tempt me.
                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                • #143
                  I tried to set up a Google Video Chat with B-Metal once while I was pooping but I couldn't figure it out on my xoom.

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                  • #144
                    nonononononononononononononono

                    Pooping isn't something to be shared visually or audibly.
                    We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                    - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #145
                      Originally posted by Nathan View Post
                      Don't tempt me.
                      Originally posted by Nathan
                      Also thinking that I still can't believe Ingrid (HHNNNGGGHHHH! HHNNNGGHHH!! FUCK!) has never seen The Right Stuff. She's seen (GOD! HHHNNNGGGHHHH! [pant, pant] HRRRGGGHHHHH! I just had to have a burrito, right? Fuck me.... HHHHRRRGGGHHH!!!) Apollo 13 88,000 times and we've been watching/re-watching From The Earth to The (GGGGAAAHHHH!!!! Whew!) Moon. Need to get that sucker on blu!
                      I leave it to the rest of you to imagine Nathan grimacing throughout that post.

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                      • #146
                        Nathan, stop struggling so hard in Tim's interpretation. Eat more fiber.
                        "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
                        - Relationship Guru Matt.

                        Check out my music, if you please:
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                        • #147
                          Also, while I have nothing against boarding while pooping, reading this thread while I eat lunch is making my food taste funny.
                          "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
                          - Relationship Guru Matt.

                          Check out my music, if you please:
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                          http://cmillermusic.tumblr.com/

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                          • #148
                            like kinda like pennies right
                            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                            ~                            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                            • #149
                              More like bad coffee and yoohoo.
                              "DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
                              - Relationship Guru Matt.

                              Check out my music, if you please:
                              http://soundcloud.com/musicisgreen
                              http://cmillermusic.tumblr.com/

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                              • #150
                                Kinda like shit in your mouth AMIRITE?!

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