Boarding while pooping

[Ingrid]

And I won't. I make no qualms about the fact that mine smell a hell of a lot worse that Nathan's most times. From what I have seen of the restrooms at work, women are a fuckload nastier then men. I mean, is it really necessary to smear your own feces on the walls of a public toilet?

[Lesley]

And I won't. I make no qualms about the fact that mine smell a hell of a lot worse that Nathan's most times. From what I have seen of the restrooms at work, women are a fuckload nastier then men. I mean, is it really necessary to smear your own feces on the walls of a public toilet?

Damn, who do you work with? Our restrooms are very clean... but someone does make it smell like crazy. It's not me, I save that for when I'm at home with Rob... and then I laugh about it.

[Howard]

Damn. Women are evil.

[Ingrid]

The people I work with are clean. It's the ignorant, redneck assholes that come into the store that can't seem to keep their fingers out of their own shit. I swear it happens about once a week.

[Ingrid]

I save that for when I'm at home with Rob... and then I laugh about it.

Well, yeah. Isn't that what we're supposed to do?

[B_Metal]

Another fact, womens restrooms smell 103.54 times worse than the mens. FACT!

[Lesley]

Well, yeah. Isn't that what we're supposed to do?

Ha, I think so, but even if we are NOT supposed to... I still would. Rob's facial expressions and comments are great.

[Howard]

It's not me, I save that for when I'm at home with Rob... and then I laugh about it.

Well, yeah. Isn't that what we're supposed to do?

Damn. Women are evil.

I rest my case.

[B_Metal]

I rest my case.

Judge rules for the prosecution.

[Ingrid]

Judge rules for the prosecution.

Alright, we're not getting into a 'men vs. women' fight. Neither side will ever agree with the other.

[B_Metal]

Alright, we're not getting into a 'men vs. women' fight. Neither side will ever agree with the other.

I'm pretty sure you guys agree that your stanking ass's smell worse than ours. That we CAN agree on. Also women argue better than men, the absence of all reason helps them in this regard.

[Howard]

Things that need to be invented:

Porcelain warmer. Nothing sucks more than having to sit down on cold porcelain.

[Ingrid]

Nothing sucks more than having to sit down on cold porcelain.

I hope you're not sitting on the actual porcelain. As that would mean things are dangling in the toilet water...

[Howard]

Aren't the seats made of porcelain too?

[Ingrid]

nah, generally just particle board coated in several layers of paint and sealant. Or if you're fancy, solid wood.