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Ouch.
The ipad falling, not my poop.
The ipad falling, not my poop.
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"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Chinese food: good.
Resulting mud butt: bad."DO. DO lots of cocaine. DO."
- Relationship Guru Matt.
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Awww yeah"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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SupTouch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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I don't know what is happening at my office but someone needs to see a butt doctor. The bowl shouldn't regularly look like a black-paint-only Jackson Pollock painting.Comment
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Hey guys party on the patioComment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Important question ya'll. Will there be anybody "Boarding while watching Boardwalk Empire while pooping" this year?Comment
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I think the guy next to me is dying. It honestly sounds like his entire digestive system just fwumped out his ass...it was something like thirty seconds of continuous explosive diarrhea. Good God.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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Did you start laughing? I immediately have to stifle laughter when I hear something like that going down. I am five years old.Comment
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I remember taking a piss in a stall in the Port Autority in NYC back then. Some black dude was taking a dump in the stall right beside mine, and it was... eventful.
He was punching in the partition wall, yelling out loud:
"COME ON MOTHERFUCKER. SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER. NNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. COME OUT OF THERE YOU FUCKING FUCK" all the while punching the wall.
So I left, and 5 minutes alter, while me and hte wife were waiting for our bus (that was like before we got married, so 2004-2005), the guy walked by, takling with his buddy how he took an epic shit. That's how I knew who he was.....
So, NYC shit: intense.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Ass exploding send more paramedics"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I should be getting dressed and going to meet this puppy...but instead.Comment
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you're just prepping your ass for the inevitable anal sniff.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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