Boarding while pooping

[BillyG]

Once Rob gets the app together I expect spikes in this thread. Will it use tapatalk, Rob?

[Lisa]

I have my DROID x2. I am pooping. I am all that is man.

Nay more...I am like unto God.

You boys are nasty things! What if you get poop on your pink rhinestone phone cover that matches mine? Poop doesn't come off of rhinestones, boy!

[BillyG]

Poop colored rhinestones cases

[Timothy225]

You boys are nasty things! What if you get poop on your pink rhinestone phone cover that matches mine? Poop doesn't come off of rhinestones, boy!

I'm trying to figure out how the hell one would get poop on their rhinestone phone covers in the first place. Even if Rob had an all-anal texting app, you hook that phone of yours the wrong way, you're gonna have a bad time. Or at the very least, a popped hemorrhoid.

Standing or sitting, you have to put the phone down briefly to clean up. Especially when you remind yourself how much coin you spent on the damn thing in the first place.

[Lisa]

Poop on your hands means poop on the phone!

[Timothy225]

I'd like to think all of us here at BDR would, y'know, put the phone down, clean their backsides, WASH THEIR HANDS WITH SOAP AND WATER AND DRY THEM, then pick up their phones again.

Decorum and hygiene are your friends, folks!

[Lisa]

THIS, you pigs.

[Matt]

My Droid totally rocks.

[B_Metal]

My Droid totally rocks.

Hahahaha, he totally dropped a deuce while typing that.

[Captain Russ]

There's fecal matter on that droid.

Uncle Owen will not be happy.

[Lisa]

Oh, you boys are gross...

[Matt]

I'm licking my Droid now...

[B_Metal]

Lisa typed that from her bidet.

[Timothy225]

There's fecal matter on that droid.

Uncle Owen will not be happy.

There goes the trip to Toshi Station for some power converters.

[Lisa]

I'm licking my Droid now...

OH GOD, you're so nasty!

Lisa typed that from her bidet.

I didn't! I'm at my neat, clean desk, typing this with my hands swathed in Clorox Disinfecting wipes, like very sanitary mummy-hands.