Weather...Fuck it.

[IggytheBorg]

I'm thinking the mild warm/Spring-like temps we've gotten since the nor'easter on Halloween weekend are harbingers for the bitter cold winter we're going to experience soon.

THIS.

[Matt]

fucking COLD outside.

[Howard]

I really, really, really, really miss Central Florida. I honestly don't know how you guys (and ladies) handle the cold. For realz.

[B_Metal]

I really, really, really, really miss Central Florida. I honestly don't know how you guys (and ladies) handle the cold. For realz.

Burn something and stand next to it. If I recall you're in/near the woods so no one will care if you burn stuff.

[Martin]

I really, really, really, really miss Central Florida. I honestly don't know how you guys (and ladies) handle the cold. For realz.

What you just experienced is called "a chill".

For cold, please move up north to Canada, or at least, Minnesota.

[B_Metal]

That's true Martin but Howard's used to 80 and sunny so his "chill" probably feels pretty fucking cold to him.

[Ingrid]

If I have to try to enjoy the holiday decorations and do my shopping in 65 degree weather for so much as one more day, I'm going to beat the hell out of someone.

This. And any time I try to bring this up at work, my co-workers shout me down and look at me like I crazy. It's December in Ohio, people! If you want warm weather this time of year, please, move south!

[Lesley]

Yeah, well it's not par for the course in MY homeland, Bub! I'm from the land of "Christmas in NY", remember? The snow not only looks festive, but it covers the dead bodies in the alleyways - we need our Christmas cheer!

This gave me a chuckle this morning - thank you! I would rep you, but it won't let me.

[Lisa]

I really, really, really, really miss Central Florida. I honestly don't know how you guys (and ladies) handle the cold. For realz.

Oh, be quiet, you.

This. And any time I try to bring this up at work, my co-workers shout me down and look at me like I crazy. It's December in Ohio, people! If you want warm weather this time of year, please, move south!

God, THANK YOU! I mean, look - my favorite seasons are spring and fall. I'm not a fan of winter OR summer, but at least winter is the lesser of the two evils in my book. Plus, I love a traditional Christmas - I want cold! I want snow! Tis the season and all that! I'm pre-menopausal - do you think I WANT anymore heat??

And Ingrid, I get ya - the looks I get from people when I bring it up, you'd think I'd just suggested we all run over some puppies.

This gave me a chuckle this morning - thank you! I would rep you, but it won't let me.

Ahh, that's okay! Your intentions were good!

[Timothy225]

Lisa, Ingrid, I sympathize with you. Watching snow fall or seeing a snow covered scene (especially at Christmas) is very heart-warming and can give one a moment's pause as one reflects on the beauty on display.

However, these feelings last about five minutes, upon realizing I have to shovel that shit aside if I have to go to work that day, or if my neighbors have to get our cars out so the plows can do their job and clean our parking lots. If they show up, that is. Add to that the bone-chilling cold, runny noses, wet clothes, etc. and the South starts lookin' mighty fine to this Yankee. Shit, the snow was a huge factor in my brother hauling ass to California over 15 years ago.

[BillyG]

West Texas is COVERED in snow. SO JELLY

[B_Metal]

West Texas is COVERED in snow. SO JELLY

Yeah, it wouldn't break my heart if we got some of that.

[Howard]

That's true Martin but Howard's used to 80 and sunny so his "chill" probably feels pretty fucking cold to him.

Anything below 50 is chilly to me. 20s and 30s are fucking freezing to me. Which is what it is here.

Oh, be quiet, you.

Sorry, you can hear my teeth chattering all the way in NY?

[BillyG]

Well technically 20s and low 30s IS freezing Howard.

[Howard]

Fucking freezing. Not just freezing.