Weather...Fuck it.

[Ingrid]

Seriously, I haven’t seen it below $5 in over a week.

[Ingrid]

Ooooh, Michigan. Nate finally decide to take his FPS skills to a sweet militia group? lol...kidding,

Dude, I’ve been trying to get him up here for as long as we’ve been together. It took his old boss sending a pic of the view of Traverse Bay from his condo for Nathan to be like, “hmmm, maybe…”

[BillyG]

Shit man it's like $4.50 at fucking Costco here.

[Abraham Smashington]

Billy is gonna join a militia too. My wife just got back from the PNW. Gas is like 5+ bucks there at the moment.

[BillyG]

Woof, dude, that sucks. We’re up in Northern Michigan this week so we’re thankfully missing out on the worst of it. Billy, has Texas spontaneously combusted?

Close. At least 10 days of 100+ and 10% max chance of rain. I was house shopping in PNW last night.

[Abraham Smashington]

Ooooh, Michigan. Nate finally decide to take his FPS skills to a sweet militia group? lol...kidding,

[Ingrid]

Woof, dude, that sucks. We’re up in Northern Michigan this week so we’re thankfully missing out on the worst of it. Billy, has Texas spontaneously combusted?

[Abraham Smashington]

super fun heat advisory today. 98+ by 8 am or some such nonsense. Super awesome with no central AC. At least our bedroom and kitchen is cool!! Working from home is gonna suck today.

[Ingrid]

My happy place is highs in the upper 50’s/low 60’s. At the rate we’re going, I’ll have to be in the arctic circle to achieve that.

[Abraham Smashington]

lol under 32F..

[BillyG]

Over 90F = Heat death
Over 80F = Sucks
Under 40F = Sucks
Under 32F = Freezing balls

[Abraham Smashington]

Hahah, my boss is the same way. Anytime I say it's 55 here and chilly she's like THAT'S WARM! I have my temps on my work computer set to Celsius now lol. She couldn't understand how we get to -30+ before windchill sometimes in the winter.

[Martin]

I HAVE TO FUCKING CONVERT ALL THE TEMPS, FUCKERS.

Yeah, 100 is fucking hot.

53 is that temp i just love.

[BillyG]

I wish. My best friend is outside Boston right now visiting her family, and she texted me that she was on Cape Cod and it was like 58 degrees during lunch. We barely even see 58 degree mornings during the winter anymore. Getting closer and closer and saying fuck it and moving us to Chicago or Philadelphia.

[Abraham Smashington]

Meanwhile we're still in the mid 60s low 70s and it's June. Either it's gonna get HOT AS BALLS here soon or our fall is gonna be a scorcher. So weird. We had like 2-3 90 degree days a few weeks ago and then just kind of chilly and rainy since then.