Weather...Fuck it.

[Matt]

yeah, we're gonna stockpile some grub for this weekend too. We've got a ton of crap to do around the house, so being landlocked isn't the worst thing that could happen to us.

[Ed Hocken]

Cut to both of you pulling respective Shinings.

[PHEDG]

[Timothy225]

Well, according to Fej's Accu-Weather Forecast, NJ is safe. For now. Thanks, Fej!

Coming up, Entertainment News with ol' Uncle Ruckus, Lisa will tell you how to prep your pet for the winter, Vin with Sports, and tonight's "If I Had It MY Way" with Iggy. Stay tuned!

[Ingrid]

And we went from getting anywhere between 3and 8 inches to nothing. Hmmmm, intriguing.

[Lisa]

We were expecting flurries a couple of times, both this week and next, and now nothing at all.

I'm normally okay in a blizzard. I live a very short block from my supermarket, which is also right across from a Bank of America machine, and next to a chinese restaurant. Plus, takeout delivery guys in NY are the heartiest people on the planet. I've seen these guys show up in snow up to your knees.

[Ed Hocken]

Hey, when there's a five dollar tip in it. A man would dive through the depts of hell to get you your Egg Foo Young.

[Lisa]

Yeah, and I do tip extra when it's shitty weather out - rain, snow and heatwaves. My view of it is, "God, I'm a lazy bitch, making these poor guys come out in this weather. Give him extra."

[Ed Hocken]

See Jim Gaffigan's routine on ordering take-out.

[Ingrid]

A man would dive through the depths of hell to get you your Egg Foo Young.

MMmmmmm, I could really go for some Hunan chicken. Too bad the only good Chinese around here doesn't deliver...

[Ed Hocken]

Damn, I didn't know I had that kind of influence.

Say Nathan, what are you doing with that baseball bat?

[Lesley]

Yeah, and I do tip extra when it's shitty weather out - rain, snow and heatwaves. My view of it is, "God, I'm a lazy bitch, making these poor guys come out in this weather. Give him extra."

We are the same way - I mean if you are ordering because you won't drive in whatever is going on, these people probably wish they weren't working that day. Give them a little extra to make it worth it.

[Matt]

The entire city is pretty much shut down. Holy shit is it a mess out there.

[Howard]

Huh. Coming back into my neighborhood from the grocery store? Car in from of me had MN plates. I laughed.

[Lesley]

Huh. Coming back into my neighborhood from the grocery store? Car in from of me had MN plates. I laughed.

I bet they were thankful... plus they were probably 80 and retired.