Star Wars - Celebration V

[Ed Hocken]

Luca$ = Heidi Montag

Got it

[Captain Russ]

Increasingly bizarre? It's been past bizarre for at least 15 years

You may still have the energy to throw a. outrage at the guy, but I'm just tired.

Tired of the rape. Tired of the glaring faults and needless tweaking.

[Ed Hocken]

Damn right I have the energy, because I never got invested in this stuff.

[Captain Russ]

As much a mockery as the man has made his legacy, there still an engaging story underneath all the claptrap.

I wouldn't make it a point of pride to not be swept up in the original trilogy. Ewoks and all, it is still fucking awesome.

[Abraham Smashington]

Ed had a fucked up child hood.

[Timothy225]

I'm hoping they somehow fold in the Star Wars Holiday Special into the re-release of A New Hope or Empire. Only if they CGI additional scenes of Harvey Korman and Bea Arthur, though.

(ducks)

[Captain Russ]

I'm hoping they somehow fold in the Star Wars Holiday Special into the re-release of A New Hope or Empire. Only if the CGI Harvey Korman and Bea Arthur, though.

(ducks)

The desk you're hiding under is no match for that Star Destroyer.

I'll add onto that plea that they should develop 3D Cocainevision to be utilized whenever Carrie Fisher is onscreen.

[Ed Hocken]

Ed had a fucked up child hood.

That may be, but then I don't have to deal with my icons of childhood being fucked.

[Captain Russ]

That may be, but then I don't have to deal with my icons of childhood being fucked.

The sweet ain't as sweet without the sour.

[Abraham Smashington]

That's because your icons were Ghostwriter and SWAT KATS.

[Nathan]

I'll add onto that plea that they should develop 3D Cocainevision to be utilized whenever Carrie Fisher is onscreen.

FUCK YEAH

[Ed Hocken]

That's because your icons were Ghostwriter and SWAT KATS.

Never said that, I only remarked on such things.

Besides, Ghostwriter was entertaining educational tv at the time. *shrug*

[Captain Russ]

Get the fuck outta here.

That show was a fuck.

And back on topic: can you give us a window of time when these changes will be announced, Kael?

[Abraham Smashington]

my work is done.

[Ed Hocken]

Not sure why such a show would engender such rage? But perhaps I wasn't touched in the bathing suit area by a punctuation mark.

But seriously, why give a shit about these "changes" if you know it's going to be fucked to the hilt?