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  • The PT Cruiser

    What a piece of shit.

    I had the unfortunate luck to be driving one of these things all week as that's all the rental car place had left. How did so many people buy these things? Were they giving away a lifetime supply of free blowies from the celebrity of your choice with purchase or what? I'm not a car guy but goddamn. Cheap construction, no power, and blind spots as wide as Gilbert Grape's mom.

    Also, it would appear TSA is either training their employees or have stop hiring retards. A marked improvement!

  • #2
    "no power, and blind spots as wide as Gilbert Grape's mom"

    Yup and yup. My mom has one. It has also needed a good amount of repair work.
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #3
      Worst car. It's like the Midlife-Crisis Mobile.
      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

      ~
      *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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      • #4
        The door handles had push-buttons! I haven't seen a car like that since my 1981 Ford Granada.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
          The door handles had push-buttons! I haven't seen a car like that since my 1981 Ford Granada.
          I misread that as Ford Grandpa. I giggled way too hard at it too.
          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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          • #6
            Haha, that's what I called it. It was shit-brown color and was originally my grandpa's car.

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            • #7
              Lulz to this thread.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                I'm fat so I can say this, fat people, STOP buying pt cruisers. It's not sporty or cool to have to hold your breath when you get in your car. It's like once the miata died fat people flocked to the cruiser.
                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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