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  • Fair enough,

    who's next?
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
      Fuck you. As a mogwai dealer, I KNOW she doesn't look cute and cuddly. Although, I might be a little prejudiced against Asian women.
      Fook yu. Your mogwais are all suffocated by their vacuum pack seals by the time they get to their stupid white suburban families.
      Me quick one want slow

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      • Say something nice about having unsually small male genitalia.
        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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        • We like you even if you have a tiny penis.
          BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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          • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
            Say something nice about having unsually small male genitalia.
            it makes my cat feel manly.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
              Say something nice about having unsually small male genitalia.
              It turns rape from terrifying to adorable.
              "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

              "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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              *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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              • WINRAR.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • Fuck, so that's why girls always called me adorable. I thought it was because of my personality or my goofy ass face.
                  The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                  • Nope. It's your tiny penis.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • In all fairness, I'd be more concerned about what's attached to the cock than the cock itself.

                      But from what I heard on Dan Savage. Small penis = no gagging during oral. So, you've got that going for ya Nerdious.
                      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                      • Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
                        In all fairness, I'd be more concerned about what's attached to the cock than the cock itself.

                        But from what I heard on Dan Savage. Small penis = no gagging during oral. So, you've got that going for ya Nerdious.
                        Wow ED, thank you for that.
                        "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                        "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                        Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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                        • Nerdious' pee pee
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                          National average
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                          Big man weiner
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                          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                          • Thanks B for this Powerpoint exposé on penises.
                            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                            • Thanks for trying B, but's really more like this:

                              :-
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                              • say something nice about numetal.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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