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    And I thought my fetish for down syndrome midgets was bad...

    http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/st...&ac=PHnws?fark

    On June 26, 2005, a 14-year-old girl was using a pit toilet in Albany, N.H., when she heard noises below. The girl looked down and saw Moody looking up at her. Officials pulled Moody from the toilet and firefighters hosed him off before he was arrested by Carroll County sheriff's deputies.
    What the shit?!
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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    A pit toilet?
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #3
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        It's really common in foreign countries.
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #5
          What the shit?!
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #6
            Different strokes for different folks. But be damn greatful for America and its beautiful indoor plumbing.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #7
              THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE!!!!!
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              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              • #8
                They have those kind of toilets at state parks.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  What the shit?!
                  Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                  Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                  POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                  • #10
                    well not the one I posted, that was just from a google image search.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #11
                      What the shit?!
                      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                      • #12
                        God, this story is hilarious. I'm imagining this dude getting so frustrated with being unable to talk a prostitute into pooping on him that he just gets more and more disgruntled, and then one day he sees the pit toilets and goes: "AH-HA."
                        "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                        "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                        • #13
                          I was all ready to post latepass.jpg until I saw the dateline. This is not an uncommon scheme. The last guy who got nabbed in one of these said he was in there because he dropped his camera in.

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                          • #14
                            This how Ari and I became friends. What a great story that is.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by gravedigger View Post
                              I was all ready to post latepass.jpg until I saw the dateline. This is not an uncommon scheme. The last guy who got nabbed in one of these said he was in there because he dropped his camera in.
                              Holy shit, it's the same guy!

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