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Awkward!! We watched most of The Watchmen with Donnie's parents on Sunday. The (seemingly) extended sex scene with Nite Owl and Silk Spectre? WAY too long with parents in the room.
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Haha. I had a massive awkward erection while watching True Lies with both parents in the theater when I was like 13 or so. That was horrible. Otherwise, Species with my dad as well. But while I was trying to hide my erection, he just looks over at me, nudges me and says: "Those are some nice boobs eh Rob?" I just squeeked out a "yep" and sunk lower in my seat. haha. Those are 2 off the top of my head."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Saw Demolition Man in the theaters with the 'rents.
The "no-contact fuck machine" scene was awkward to say the least.Me quick one want slowComment
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It's weird. I'm 36, I should be over the awkward stage about sex with parent folk. Not so. Don't want to watch any sex scene with parents, don't want parents to comment how hot someone is, etc....... just plain awkward. Guess it goes hand in hand with seeing your parents as sexual beings. Mine are virgins.
Nevermind the fact it conjures our own sexuality. I can just imagine Donnie's mom wondering in her mind, was Nite Owl Howard or Donnie?- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Haven't had any recently but when I first started dating my wife her parents had me over for movie night...They rented "What Planet are you From?" starring Gary Shandling...shitty pick and what was even funnier was that we only watched about the first 20 minutes before they turned it off. Needless to say there was a sex scene and a ton of nudity and sexual references...shit was hilarious, it took a lot for me not to bust up laughing...Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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You know what's even more fucked up? Sex scenes now with my parents are fine, but watching them with Lesley makes me feel weird. I dunno why. But it does.Originally posted by Hbarr View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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that is fucked upOriginally posted by Rob View Post
Revolutionary Road, Towelhead, Step Brothers
All seen with my mom.Comment
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Step Brothers sex scene is played for laughs. that doesn't count. Well maybe it does, but still. haha"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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OMG. I fucking told Lesley that the mother in that totally wanted to fuck her kid or vise versa. Hilarious."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Saw A History Of Violence in the theater with my parents."Look, fuck you. Fuck the plane you flew in on. Fuck them shoes. Fuck them socks with the belt on it. Fuck your gay ass fairy faggot accent. Fuck them cheap ass cigars. Fuck your yuckmouth teeth. Fuck your hairpiece. Fuck your chocolate. Fuck Guy Ritchie. Fuck Prince William. Fuck the Queen. This is America. My president is black and my Lambo is blue, nigga. Now get the fuck out my hotel room, and if I see you on the street, nigga, I'm slapping the shit out of you."-- Riley FreemanComment
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You win so far. haha."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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I remember seeing 'the Terminator' in the theater with my parents. My mom GLARED at me during the Sarah/Kyle sex scene, almost daring me to comment on it.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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Did you?- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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I don't think so. I'm pretty sure that I was savoring every moment and storing it in my brain for some vigorous masturbation later on.Originally posted by Hbarr View PostOriginally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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